even if its your last night and you need to pack the tent up early the next morning?The sound of gentle rain when sleeping in a tent. Best sleep ever.
Or Mary Hinge.
I'm guessing it doesn't annoy you either?!Mike oxlong
I'm guessing it doesn't annoy you either?!
It can do.I'm guessing it doesn't annoy you either?!
Did she have both the evening before?I woke up with some bird once after a night at Mrs gs and she only had one ear
I've always found girls like that to be cheap dates.I woke up with some bird once after a night at Mrs gs and she only had one ear
I've always found girls like that to be cheap dates.
i.e.You: "Fancy a drink?"
Her: "No thanks, Ive got one ear"
Did you give her an earful?Hahahaha I still banged her again , she was fit
I woke up with some bird once after a night at Mrs gs and she only had one ear
Good job you are not a manure fan or a toon - they moan after 5 or 6 again and againThings that don't annoy me?
Three wins on the bounce.
Chilling on my own on a Sunday with no plans but to watch football and darts all day.
Ha ha pretty much sums it up!!!! :bag:Get that wank out the way first, otherwise it will just play on your mind and ruin your footy and darts
Enjoy it while it lasts! That'll be you one day!!Shamelessly bumping my optimistic thread, here.
I have a reassuringly amusing moment most mornings on the school run - watching people over 55 struggle with the concept of those newer pay machines for parking.
Usually they have a microcosm meltdown, consult their other half how to work it, then argue, then finally get a ticket that has a random set of number plate letters.
Enjoy it while it lasts! That'll be you one day!!
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I struggle with the self service checkouts at supermarkets. Something always goes wrong with scanning, bagging or needing assistance and it all ends up taking twice as long as it should.I did struggle with the book checkout machine at the library, the other day - scan, remove, replace, scan...my brain needed to find an error, and I ended up un-scanning everything.
Won't be long now, mate, next it's new-generation sat navs, then it's the pay machines.
Not so sure some of the cashiers on the checkouts could be described as human to be honest.I struggle with the self service checkouts at supermarkets. Something always goes wrong with scanning, bagging or needing assistance and it all ends up taking twice as long as it should.
So in the spirit of the thread, checkouts staffed by human beings do not annoy me at all.
I struggle with the self service checkouts at supermarkets. Something always goes wrong with scanning, bagging or needing assistance and it all ends up taking twice as long as it should.
So in the spirit of the thread, checkouts staffed by human beings do not annoy me at all.
Lol. Can't get my head round the rules they have at the checkout when you're trying to pack your shopping away. Must be some strange Germanic version of customer service.It usually amuses me how truly miserable the cashiers are at Lidl, oh they love chucking change at me.
Little do they know, I reversed into their outdoor plant display and sent the Chrysanthemums flying, bwahahaaaa.
Yes, not only is the choice of supermarket important but also the choice of cashier within it.Not so sure some of the cashiers on the checkouts could be described as human to be honest.
I struggle with the self service checkouts at supermarkets. Something always goes wrong with scanning, bagging or needing assistance and it all ends up taking twice as long as it should.
So in the spirit of the thread, checkouts staffed by human beings do not annoy me at all.
Yes, not only is the choice of supermarket important but also the choice of cashier within it.
At times like these I wish I was a ventriloquist with Tourettes, could have hours of fun baiting cashiers who have attitude.
Your wife should get some pile cream or thrush cream and say "you forgot this"Cashier choice is very important I normally go for the young pretty blonde ones as it drives my wife mad when we get back to the car and I say she was pretty
Your wife should get some pile cream or thrush cream and say "you forgot this"
I went through a phase of sneaking femfresh into the trolley to see the reaction at the checkout.
Lol. Can't get my head round the rules they have at the checkout when you're trying to pack your shopping away. Must be some strange Germanic version of customer service.
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