When Tim was at still school he enjoyed cross country. His PE teacher told him to run 6 miles everyday to practice. After 10 days he realized he was 60 miles from home.
If you look closely you can spot Tim in the background of De Vincis The Last Supper. His attempts to persuade Judas Iscariot to join the board of Coventry City FC broke down when Tim realised he couldn't match the other offer that Judas was considering at the time. Tims second choice, the apostle Thomas, had serious doubts about the viability of his business plan.
When he was about eleven his mum dropped him off at Ccfc for a trial.
There were about a hundred kids but fat little Tim was the first to fail cos he couldn't do up his laces.
Through tears of rage he swore revenge....
If Tim doesn't like you he will steal your pen and stick his pen up his arse. When you ask him if you can borrow a pen he will give you his pen, wait for you to smell his shit and when you say "your pen smells like shit" he shouts "IT SHOULD DO. IT'S BEEN UP MY ARSE!"
If Tim doesn't like you he will steal your pen and stick his pen up his arse. When you ask him if you can borrow a pen he will give you his pen, wait for you to smell his shit and when you say "your pen smells like shit" he shouts "IT SHOULD DO. IT'S BEEN UP MY ARSE!"
Tim testicles are so huge that he was nicknamed the cannonball kid at secondary school. They clanged together like a pair of maracas when he played football.
Tim has the record of being the only pupil in school history to miss every other school match due to severe bruising of his inner groins after playing matches.