Is the final scene a gutsy 3-0 defeat at home to Walsall?
It's a trilogy.
The final conflict will be next year.
First part of the trilogy was Thorn taking us down last season, with us believing in him but then finding out he was the devil himself. Part two will be relegation this season where the devil is still in control and has duped everyone around him that he isn't who we feared he was and part three will be the devil relegating us from League Two, taking us into the abyss.
After that we then find out God doesn't exist and we disappear up our own arseholes.
If this is true then a few of us had better beware of going in lifts, church steeples, lorries carrying panes of glass, ice skating and pay particular attention to large black Rotweillers and Ravens. I'm staying in my room and plastering the walls in pages of The Bible til it all blows over.
I've heard Rotweillers and Ravens are two Dutch midfielders we are very much interested in signing.