Unofficial and 100% ( honest guv) facts about Gus Hamer thread (2 Viewers)

Sky_Blue_Daz · Feb 7, 2021

1 The bogeyman checks under his bed for Gus hamer

2 Chuck Norris is scared of gus hamer

3 Gus hamer doesn’t sleep he waits

4 Hamer shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

5 Hamer doesn’t do press ups he does push downs

Feel free to add your own I’m a few cans in

Sky_Blue_Daz · Feb 7, 2021

6 Hamer uses pepper spray to season his steak ( which he eats raw )

Sky_Blue_Daz · Feb 7, 2021

7 Roy Keane backed out of a 50/50 tackle with Gus Hamer

Hamer was 12 at the time

Sky_Blue_Daz · Feb 7, 2021

8 Hamer built the maternity ward he was born in

Johhny Blue · Feb 7, 2021

He has a kitten named “ Fuzzy”

Otis · Feb 7, 2021

Looking at his face, you can tell he was a cheeky little monkey as a kid, who would eat lots of his pic and mix before he got to the till to keep the weight down.

He also used to trip kids up in school corridors.

mrtrench · Feb 7, 2021

Gus is a massive fan of 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer' and has memorised the script to his favourite 10 episodes.

stay_up_skyblues · Feb 7, 2021

When Gus Hamer does his monthly big shop he refuses to use a trolley and instead carries five baskets in each hand.

Kubrick · Feb 7, 2021

Lives next door to my 2nd cousin, has formed a bubble so they can walk their dogs together and had him round for Christmas dinner. That’s all true, have I got the hang of this?

Greggs · Feb 7, 2021

Will fuck off as soon as we're relegated

Wyken Sky Blue · Feb 7, 2021

Hamer lost his virginity before his dad did

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Covkid1968# · Feb 7, 2021

Gus Hamer always insists on doing sit ups with his missus sitting on his face

Otis · Feb 7, 2021

He uses steal toe capped boots as slippers to help strengthen his leg muscles and eats crisps without even opening the packets.

Sky_Blue_Daz · Feb 7, 2021

When he was born he two footed the doctor and drove his mum home

bawtryneal · Feb 7, 2021

He told Fisher to walk his own f'ing dog !!

Brighton Sky Blue · Feb 7, 2021

He doesn’t stop to check the time, time stops until he wants to look

Briles · Feb 7, 2021

Death once had a near-Gus Hamer- experience.

Otis · Feb 7, 2021

Sky_Blue_Daz said:
When he was born he two footed the doctor and drove his mum home

And he refused to be an embryo and just popped straight out the womb fully kitted and in football boots.

Frank Sidebottom · Feb 7, 2021

Gus Hamer kidnapped Gary Lineker after Walkers rejected his suggestion for egg flavoured crisps.

bawtryneal · Feb 7, 2021

He told Grendel that he thought Biamou was a Championship player.

Terry_dactyl · Feb 7, 2021

He doesn’t shave. He punches the bristles in to his face and bites them off from the inside.

Barnsley · Feb 7, 2021

mrtrench said:
Gus is a massive fan of 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer' and has memorised the script to his favourite 10 episodes.

I don’t know what to believe, I got told that he bought a deep sea divers watch, for a pony, off a bloke in a boozer car park in south London from the back of a crappy old three wheeled van, and that he treasures it that much he’ll never leave it unattended.

robbiethemole · Feb 7, 2021

Barnsley said:
I don’t know what to believe, I got told that he bought a deep sea divers watch, for a pony, off a bloke in a boozer car park in south London from the back of a crappy old three wheeled van, and that he treasures it that much he’ll never leave it unattended.

Now come on Barnsleh, tha’s just being silly lad

Barnsley · Feb 7, 2021

robbiethemole said:
Now come on Barnsleh, tha’s just being silly lad

Barnsleh ?. Are you a Dee Darr ?.

baldy · Feb 7, 2021

Barnsley said:
I don’t know what to believe, I got told that he bought a deep sea divers watch, for a pony, off a bloke in a boozer car park in south London from the back of a crappy old three wheeled van, and that he treasures it that much he’ll never leave it unattended.

Again,on here commenting on a thread about one of our players...weird

Sky_Blue_Daz · Feb 7, 2021

Hamer has 4 weapons of mass destruction, his arm and his legs

Otis · Feb 7, 2021

He stopped the rain once with a stare.

stay_up_skyblues · Feb 7, 2021

When Gus wanted to propose to his missus he walked to Somalia and dug up a diamond with his teeth.

stupot07 · Feb 7, 2021

Gus doesn't wear clothes, clothes wear Gus

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stupot07 · Feb 7, 2021

Gus has never stopped at a red light, they always turn green out if fear when he approaches them

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Saddlebrains · Feb 7, 2021

I dont think he's as good as some think

Otis · Feb 7, 2021

Gus yawned once and Bedworth Town centre collapsed to the ground. He passed wind and a Boeng 747 went down in the Himalayas.

Otis · Feb 7, 2021

Saddlebrains said:
I dont think he's as good as some think

That's a crap fact.

stupot07 · Feb 7, 2021

Saddlebrains said:
I dont think he's as good as some think

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Saddlebrains · Feb 7, 2021

stupot07 said:
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No I'm well aware of what this thread is getting at I'm not a retard.

I'm just saying , i don't think he's the second coming of Xavi like everyone seems to think

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