Unofficial and 100% ( honest guv) facts about Gus Hamer thread (1 Viewer)

Johhny Blue

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• Feb 11, 2021

• #106

To show his appreciation for this thread Gus is getting a life size tattoo of Sky Blue Sam





On his dick

 

stay_up_skyblues

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• Feb 11, 2021

• #107

Gus’ missus said she wanted a man with a 14 inch penis. Gus replied “I’m not chopping this in half for anyone”.

 

Johhny Blue

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• Feb 11, 2021

• #108

stay_up_skyblues said:

Gus’ missus said she wanted a man with a 14 inch penis. Gus replied “I’m not chopping this in half for anyone”.

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Especially after the tattoo

 

hill83

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• Feb 11, 2021

• #109

He could have been a professional F1 driver but he turned it down as he’s making shit loads out of football.

 

CovLis86

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• Feb 11, 2021

• #110

Has Gus passed the forklift drivers test?.... He GIVES the test.

 

shmmeee

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• Feb 11, 2021

• #111

I hear COVID is getting it’s first jab of the Gus vaccine tomorrow.

0% effective.

 

Otis

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• Feb 11, 2021

• #112

Gus invented the International Language of Screaming. He now gives copies of the International Language of Screaming dictionary to his opponents before every game, detailing when he is going to hurt them, why he is going to hurt them and which parts of the body he is going to target.

They don't really need the dictionary if the truth be known though, because, it will be every minute of the 90 and because he wants to and it will be any part of the body with moving parts, plus all the ones that don't move too.

 

Bumberclart

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• Feb 12, 2021

• #113

Otis said:

He eats crisps without even opening the packets.

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You don't often see South American Dutch men eating crisps.


*I miss a GMK debate.

 

Otis

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• Feb 12, 2021

• #114

Bumberclart said:

You don't often see South American Dutch men eating crisps.


*I miss a GMK debate.

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Fact is, they don't ... Fact! I did see a Ghanaian Danish bloke eating a packet of Skips last week though.

Had to look twice, I was so taken aback.

 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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• Feb 12, 2021

• #115

Gus hamer Is going to score the first goal Tomorrow

 

Otis

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• Feb 12, 2021

• #116

Gus Hamer is going to score every goal every game from now on in and not just for us, but for every other team in the entire Football League as, well.

He will also make sure they look that much more spectacular in the slow motion replays too.

Still shots and zoom ins will confirm he has his eyes closed for every goal and he will do so whilst humming songs from classic Broadway shows.

 

christonabike

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• Feb 12, 2021

• #117

Gus Hamer lives in “Kersley Digs.”

 

Johhny Blue

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• Feb 12, 2021

• #118

Has a butler just to take his watch for a walk on game days

 

christonabike

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• Feb 12, 2021

• #119

We need a photo of Gus outside Fishy Moore’s with a cone of chips fresh from the baths to be a true legend!
In fact Gus used to own Fishy Moore’s until they turned up.

 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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• Feb 13, 2021

• #120

Gus hamer found what u2 were looking for

 

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Brighton Sky Blue

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• Feb 13, 2021

• #121

Gus doesn’t do anything for love, he makes Meatloaf do it instead.