Vegetarian Football Chants ! (3 Viewers)

[Sky Blue Harry H]

Bored waiting for a signing, and as my wife is having a bash at being a vegetarian, I thought I'd start the ball rolling.......


'Let's go f*cking lenil
Let's go f*cking lentil'


Over to you lot...........................

 

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[Otis]

Bored waiting for a signing, and as my wife is having a bash at being a vegetarian, I thought I'd start the ball rolling.......


'Let's go f*cking lenil
Let's go f*cking lentil'


Over to you lot...........................

I can't think of anything at the moment, Harry, but just know that vegetarians aren't really comfortable mentioning anything to do with West Ham.

 

[Nuskyblue]

You could adapt our piss take sausage roll chant to:

Vegan
Sausage roll
Vegan
Sausage roll

Belter that.

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

I can't think of anything at the moment, Harry, but just know that vegetarians aren't really comfortable mentioning anything to do with West Ham.

Come on @Otis - we've already had one song....'We've got a big swede'......!

 

[splinter1987]

Quorn in a minute
We're having Quorn in a minute...

 

[shmmeee]

You’re going home in a St Johns ambulance (due to iron deficiency)

 

[shmmeee]

Oh broccoli
Is wonderful
Oh broccoli is wonderful
It’s full of vitamins and minerals
Oh broccoli is wonderful

 

[PVA]

We've got a big swede on our side

 

[SBT]

Celery, celery

 

[KG7]

Quinoa Cantona,
Say Quinoa Cantona.

 

[PUSB-We_are_going_up]

Lettuce sing a song for you

 

[Diogenes]

Lettuce sing together...

 

[nunchuckas]

There's the funny one Baggies fans were singing at Villa when they had Steve Bruce in charge after a cabbage was thrown at him by one of their own supporters:

They've been to Rotterdam, and everywhere,
Liverpool and Rome,
Now they're throwing cabbages,
Cabbages at home, Cabbages at home...

 

[Shannerz]

You can stick your bacon sarnies up your arse,
You can stick your bacon sarnies up your arse,
You can stick your bacon sarnies,
Stick your bacon sarnies,
Stick your bacon sarnies up your arse!

 

[AiS86]

We've got a big swede for dinner tonight,
throw in some chickpeas, lentils and rice,
season well and add some lime zest,
twenty minutes to cook, then let it rest

 

[Skyblue Bangkok]

You only sing when you're vegan.

 

[shmmeee]

Can you hear the vegans sing? Ohhh ohhb
Can you hear the vegans sing?
Yes they won’t fucking shut up about it

 

[AiS86]

My quiche is on fire,
I should've made veg jambalaya

 

[Sky Blue Goblin]

What ya think Harry all I need is a title?

I was thinking no meat and no cheese make goblin something something…

 

[Domo]

lets pretend....lets pretend... lets pretend we eat casseroles

 

[Gleneagles65]

Some of these are quite funny (If you’re under 7 years old)

 

[Gosb]

Apparently when Walsall played Forest Green Rovers and one of their players was rolling around on the ground injured, the Walsall fans chanted 'That vegan bastard, he's eating our grass'.

 

[mmttww]

Oh broccoli
Is wonderful
Oh broccoli is wonderful
It’s full of vitamins and minerals
Oh broccoli is wonderful

PLEASE can we start this? I'll f*cking do it.

Total PsyOp vibes. Baffle opposition fans.

 

[shmmeee]

PLEASE can we start this? I'll f*cking do it.

Total PsyOp vibes. Baffle opposition fans.

Only if we play Chelsea and they start the celery song.

 

[andrew.roberts]

Ooh it's a qourner
Ooh it's a quorner

 

[Skyblueweeman]

Cucumber again Ole Ole

 

[Briles]

Who ate all the peas

 

[Chris1987]

Baggies fans used to sing " Fish , chips faggots peas ( pronounced as pies) if I remember correctly in the 80's

 

[Sbarcher]

We live and dine in these towns…..

 

[ccfcchris]

We had a big swede on our side.

 

[PVA]

Heeee's a vegan,
He only eats that facon,
We think it's fucking minging,
So's tooooofu

 

[wingy]

Oh broccoli
Is wonderful
Oh broccoli is wonderful
It’s full of vitamins and minerals
Oh broccoli is wonderful

What was that term you used the other day? Brassica?

 

[Gynnsthetonic]

Who ate all the quinoa, who ate all the quinoa, you skinny bastard you skinny bastard you ate all the quinoa

 

[Diogenes]

The chips get battered, everywhere they go!

 

[Captain Dart]

Beans, beans, beans, beans
Beans, beans, beans, beans.
And lots of lentils too.