I was thinkingCoat firmly on...
Here's my attempt at crowbarring the Time Warp lyrics to fit
He'll pass to the left
And then he'll pass to the right
Watch where it lands as the ball dips,
Such a tease as he flicks it to Wright,
But it's the upfield burst,
That really drives us insane
Let's do the Vic Torp again
Let's do the Vic Torp again
Robins said in his cwr interview that he trained Friday, when asked if the reason for not playing was not ready or international clearance, Robins stated it was the clearance issue, and that he trained yesterday with the lads - being fridayWhoever your source is has you on more than mine
He trained today for the first time
There'll be opportunity in the futureThis is fair. I retract my tw*tty comment @slowpoke.
Credit to a Cliff Evans on facebook re: a song for him
Happy, happy Torp
Happy Torp
Torp scores goals we like to see
With Torpy in our team
We're living Sky Blue dreams
Gonna make our Wembley dreams come true.
You OK mate? Someone said it was hard to make a song with his.name, and I happened to have seen one, so put it on here. Apparently you've decided that makes me gayWhat is it with this forum and making little singy songs for people.
Ooooo we sing for youuuuuuu
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FUCK OFF WITH THE SONGS YOU BUNCH OF TOP OF THE POPS WEIRDOS
noFUCK OFF WITH THE SONGS YOU BUNCH OF TOP OF THE POPS WEIRDOS
FUCK OFF WITH THE SONGS YOU BUNCH OF TOP OF THE POPS WEIRDOS
To the tune of lord of the dance
Torp, Torp, plays for the city
They make lego in his home country
Doug signed him from a club in Norway
And he'll lead us all to the prem one day
*Torp of the PorpsDid you not mean Torp of the Pops?
I liked this but I can categorically deny that I wasn't one of themYou OK mate? Someone said it was hard to make a song with his.name, and I happened to have seen one, so put it on here. Apparently you've decided that makes me gay. For your information, I'm not, but have slept with a couple of blokes who were
You're denying that you weren't one of them?I liked this but I can categorically deny that I wasn't one of them
You OK mate? Someone said it was hard to make a song with his.name, and I happened to have seen one, so put it on here. Apparently you've decided that makes me gay. For your information, I'm not, but have slept with a couple of blokes who were
Bit sad. Get a more productive hobby
I think my use of the English language has let me down thereYou're denying that you weren't one of them?
FUCK OFF WITH THE SONGS YOU BUNCH OF TOP OF THE POPS WEIRDOS
Sorry what?Given the Bowie lookalike - I propose the following
Ground Control to Major Torp
Ground Control to Major Torp
Eat your smoked fish
And put your viking helmet on
Ground Control to Major Torp
Commencing countdown
Engines on
Check ignition
And may Dougs love be with you
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff
This is Ground Control
To Major Torp
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know which sky blue shirt you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule
If you dare
This is Major Torp to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating
In a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
There was a rumour moderators are just trying to keep us quiet, they’re in allegiance with Sisu I tell youlike the time he was going on about jack clarke and someone pointed out there wasn't rumour only he was saying it and he got all angry
Just over every forum chat being overtaken by making songs about every player. Trying to fit lyrics of songs into a players name, do these things actually take off?
Surely there’s better things to do than sit imagining what song fits with players names… surely ‘most’ of you blokes are all over 30 yeah?
Bit sad. Get a more productive hobby
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Fuck's sake!
14 pages! (and I appreciate I'm contributing to those numbers), but...
He hasn't even kicked a ball in anger yet.
He might be Hamer mk.2
He might be Bright Enobakhare mk. 2
Give the lad a chance, but he's definitely not the new messiah.
Five yearsDid Torp sign a five years contract?
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