Victor Torp (17 Viewers)

nunchuckas · Jan 11, 2024

To the tune of Torn by Natalie Imbruglia, needs a little work

We never lose the faith,
When you're in our midfield
You play the Robins way
Keeping the ball on the floor
Doug King made us change
Into something real
For the way we play I can see the perfect guy is Torp
He's from Denmark and
He's Victor Torp

Briles · Jan 11, 2024

From the Fjords to Canley Ford, our own Earlsdon Erikson

Martin180 · Jan 11, 2024

nunchuckas said:
To the tune of Torn by Natalie Imbruglia, needs a little work

We never lose the faith,
When you're in our midfield
You play the Robins way
Keeping the ball on the floor
Doug King made us change
Into something real
For the way we play I can see the perfect guy is Torp
He's from Denmark and
He's Victor Torp

Covcraig@bury · Jan 11, 2024

Must admit I’ve never heard of him before today but looks quite stable from what I’ve seen .

Brighton Sky Blue · Jan 11, 2024

Just seen these getting fitted outside the CBS

AFCCOVENTRY · Jan 11, 2024

skybluetony176 · Jan 11, 2024

He must be of Irish ancestry. It’s a well known fact that Torp is Irish for Thorp

covboy9 · Jan 11, 2024

Vid real decent, good ball runner good vision

2.5 seems steap tho

Briles · Jan 11, 2024

skybluetony176 said:
He must be of Irish ancestry. It’s a well known fact that Torp is Irish for Thorp

It’s also dyslexic for port

Chris1987 · Jan 11, 2024

Martin180 said:
Sounds very level headed and ambitious

Loving this signing. Bought very much with the future in mind. Exciting times

Chris1987 · Jan 11, 2024

covboy9 said:
Vid real decent, good ball runner good vision

2.5 seems steap tho

Same thing was said about the Kitching fee

Sky_Blue_Dreamer · Jan 11, 2024

As for a song, just for Greggs i'm going for' Torp of the Town'

Sbarcher · Jan 11, 2024

skybluetony176 said:
He must be of Irish ancestry. It’s a well known fact that Torp is Irish for Thorp

Must be able to get Torpedo in a song somewhere

Tommo1993 · Jan 11, 2024

nunchuckas said:
To the tune of Torn by Natalie Imbruglia, needs a little work

We never lose the faith,
When you're in our midfield
You play the Robins way
Keeping the ball on the floor
Doug King made us change
Into something real
For the way we play I can see the perfect guy is Torp
He's from Denmark and
He's Victor Torp

Do you not feel embarrassed while writing shit like this?

Blind-Faith · Jan 11, 2024

not a serious one, but I’m bored on a Thursday night - to I bet you look good on the dance floor :

Well I bet your not good as victor torp

I don’t know if he’s passing to Ben sheaf or

Passing to Sakamoto

Well I bet your not good as Victor torp!

Playing in sky blue!

He’s always guaranteed to score!

Brighton Sky Blue · Jan 11, 2024

Tommo1993 said:
Do you not feel embarrassed while writing shit like this?

This is what ChatGPT came up with

(Chorus) Oh, Victor Torp, our midfield maestro, With every touch, the opposition's in woe. In the heart of the pitch, where legends are born, He's Victor Torp, our football unicorn.

(Verse 1) From the northern lights, to the stadium's glow, Torp's magic on the ball, a mesmerizing show. With a flick and a twist, he weaves through the crowd, Defenders left baffled, their voices not loud.

(Chorus) Oh, Victor Torp, our midfield maestro, With every touch, the opposition's in woe. In the heart of the pitch, where legends are born, He's Victor Torp, our football unicorn.

(Verse 2) He dances with the ball, like a maestro in a trance, Leaving rivals stunned, not a single chance. Through tackles and challenges, he gracefully glides, In Torp, our faith in victory abides.

(Chorus) Oh, Victor Torp, our midfield maestro, With every touch, the opposition's in woe. In the heart of the pitch, where legends are born, He's Victor Torp, our football unicorn.

(Bridge) In the roar of the crowd, his name echoes loud, Torp, the wizard, makes us all proud. In the sea of fans, a chant takes flight, For Victor Torp, our guiding light.

(Chorus) Oh, Victor Torp, our midfield maestro, With every touch, the opposition's in woe. In the heart of the pitch, where legends are born, He's Victor Torp, our football unicorn.

(Outro) As the final whistle blows, and the cheers resound, Torp's brilliance, in football's history, is bound. In the jersey we adore, his legacy's sworn, Victor Torp, our eternal football unicorn

fernandopartridge · Jan 11, 2024

Martin180 said:
I think he’s the Hamer replacement but when Gus played deeper prior to the run in last season

His starting position looks quite high to me

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SHUNT31 · Jan 11, 2024

Evo1883 said:
I'm down, bit of ATB esc tunage in the stands

Jesus, we have people crying about the Sakamoto song.

Be giving all the moaners brain aneurysms with this.

Tommo1993 · Jan 11, 2024

Brighton Sky Blue said:
This is what ChatGPT came up with

Please make it stop.

fernandopartridge · Jan 11, 2024

We signed Mifsud mid season from the Norwegian League didn't we?

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Winny the Bish · Jan 11, 2024

Stop making it so hard.

Victor Torp, my lord, Victor Torp
Victor Torp, my lord, Victor Torp
Oohhhh lord, Victor Torp

rexo87 · Jan 11, 2024

Blind-Faith said:
not a serious one, but I’m bored on a Thursday night - to I bet you look good on the dance floor :

Well I bet your not good as victor torp

I don’t know if he’s passing to Ben sheaf or

Passing to Sakamoto

Well I bet your not good as Victor torp!

Playing in sky blue!

He’s always guaranteed to score!

Hmm

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nunchuckas · Jan 11, 2024

Tommo1993 said:
Do you not feel embarrassed while writing shit like this?

I do it for the reactions like this, so no

rexo87 · Jan 11, 2024

fernandopartridge said:
His starting position looks quite high to me

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In most games last season he played in the 2 midfield positions in front of a back 4. Did play in the 10 role behind the striker a couple of times

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Martin180 · Jan 11, 2024

rexo87 said:
In most games last season he played in the 2 midfield positions in front of a back 4. Did play in the 10 role behind the striker a couple of times

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Think he will lineup alongside Sheaf or Eccles when he’s up to speed

Brighton Sky Blue · Jan 11, 2024

Tommo1993 said:
Please make it stop.

rexo87 · Jan 11, 2024

Martin180 said:
Think he will lineup alongside Sheaf or Eccles when he’s up to speed

Torp Sheaf

Saka Ohare Wright

Simms

Smells like promotion

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David O'Day · Jan 11, 2024

Evo1883 said:
I'm down, bit of ATB esc tunage in the stands

it is both brilliant and will make a few peoples heads explode

i'm in

SkyblueDad · Jan 11, 2024

fernandopartridge said:
We signed Mifsud mid season from the Norwegian League didn't we?

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Never known a player so mis-managed than he was, he was a bloody match winner if ever there was one.

mmttww · Jan 11, 2024

Tommo1993 said:
Do you not feel embarrassed while writing shit like this?

Feel free to save my self esteem and skip my contribution to the Ellis Simms thread. My cousin used my login.

Blind-Faith · Jan 11, 2024

rexo87 said:
Torp Sheaf

Saka Ohare Wright

Simms

Smells like promotion

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Doesn’t rhyme

Martin180 · Jan 11, 2024

mmttww said:
Feel free to save my self esteem and skip my contribution to the Ellis Simms thread. My cousin used my login.

That old chestnut

Tommo1993 · Jan 11, 2024

mmttww said:
Feel free to save my self esteem and skip my contribution to the Ellis Simms thread. My cousin used my login.

Tell him he’s a swine and smack him with your slipper.

fernandopartridge · Jan 11, 2024

slowpoke said:
Never known a player so mis-managed than he was, he was a bloody match winner if ever there was one.

Agree Coleman's insistence on playing him on the wing was very strange

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Martin180 · Jan 11, 2024

rexo87 said:
Torp Sheaf

Saka Ohare Wright

Simms

Smells like promotion

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Just adding Torp makes that such an exciting front 6 , and not a bad starting xi either

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