(Slight change)
Interplanetary phone rings:
"'I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for an easy way to make money, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let this go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you"
"But Mr Neeson, our records show that you're entitled to £2,600 in PPI Claims...."