Shepherding the ball out: it's just obstruction.
Not giving foul throws.
"High feet": the game is called football
People who shout "forward!"
Kids who kick the back of your seat or sing shit songs at inappropriate times in a high pitched voice.
People who spot their mate across the ground, always with a shitty nickname, then spend five minutes shouting at them.
I must sit next to you every game, because that would be my exact list.
Also would have to add from Tuesday night mispronouncing names, like tooguy, or calling George Thomas- Georgie like you are besties...
And pundits who say "Your Rooneys, your Gerrards, your Beckams...." As if there's a whole ferkin' crowd of them playing!Pundits who use the phrase 'the likes of...'
eg They say United have got the likes of Rooney and Ibrahimovic up front, when in fact it is actually them and not players who are like them!
Yes, shmmeee, those were the days. We were much happier back then. Then someone moaned about something or other and it just snowballed from there!Yes, no one complained until 1985, I read that in a history book somewhere.
No, "beee-van" was the best. All through the game, even after he went off the they said it on the tannoy.
I remember playing Palace at home and Clinton Morrison was playing for them, their manager (think it was Dowie) called him over to pass on instructions and he proceeded to sprint to the far corner by the telegraph stand, did his laces and then his number came up to be subbed off. I've never seen anyone walk off a pitch so slow in my life!Substitutions that the off going player walks as slow as possible across the entire length of the pitch to waste time.
Yeah, that should only be used when your boat is sinking.Commentators saying players are "taking on water" rather than just having a drink.
I don't like cyclists who ride their bikes on the road after dark without lights.
Never seen any. By the way have you noticed all the bumps in the road these days!I don't like cyclists who ride their bikes on the road after dark without lights.
Usually on the bus so haven't noticed.Never seen any. By the way have you noticed all the bumps in the road these days!
I have written to them pointing out my concerns and they are considering a court action against the owners of all cyclists on the roads of Coventry.I blame sisu
I agree and think that it was all started by George Best wearing his shirt on the outside of his shorts. Shocking.Footballers who wear their socks over their knees. Someone at some point was the first person to do it and worse still some other tosser though it looked good.
What on earth are they all about and are they always worn by top-cocks.Fucking top knots
Fucking top knots
Yes I've noticed Burge doing this, it's as if he is trying to blame his shit kicking on having a few blades of grass on the bottom of his boots.Well maybe we dobut this thread is for the minute, tiny little things that get your back up about Cov or football in general, I'm talking minor things that probably wouldn't annoy anyone else in the world so not like "SISU".
Mine is Burge, kicking the post, he does it constantly, like 250 times a game and every time he does it I want to back hand him ! I'm not even sure why it annoys me so much ! I'd understand it if it was to genuinely clean his boots but it seems to be a bit of a tweak for him.
Another one is fans thinking they're a better fan than another because they go to more games. There's two fellas that sit behind me that constantly spent the entire game saying "he wasn't here last week", last year when we were playing well it was a nightmare "look at them look, over there, their not here every week, only turn up when we're winning" they spend more time discussing how many folks are at the game than they do watching it !
So what annoys you lot ?
Players advertising their twitter account on the animated advertising hoardings during a game in which they're playing (Pogba today).
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