What did the players ask for from Santa? (1 Viewer)

[Greggs]

I'll start.
O'hare - shooting boots
Gyokeres - waghorn
Sheaf - teeth whitening kit

 

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[stay_up_skyblues]

Kelly - a thigh sized belt to strap his boner to his leg during games.

 

[Skybluefaz]

Waghorn - A swimming pool to store his cash in so he can swim in it like Scrooge McDuck

 

[Torquay Sky Blue]

Walker - A heated seat

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Adi Viveash asked for Round 2 with a coked up chav, hospital told him to wait another month.

 

[better days]

All pretty funny so far

 

[robbiethemole]

Godden - a year’s supply of Tresemme shampoo for the silky touch

 

[bawtryneal]

Shipley....... a loan or transfer to a League One club.

 

[the rumpo kid]

Viktor, his scoring boots back.
O'Hare ,people to stop saying he needs a rest.
Dabo, a voodoo doll of Todd Kane.

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

Ian Maatsen - a big fuck off spliff from the homeland

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

Jamie Allen - some big boys clothes

 

[stevefloyd]

Dabo some crossing boots
Hyam some passing boots
McFadz some quicker boots
O'hare some scoring boots
Viktor a spare pair of Calums new boots
Waghorn some get well boots
Walker some can be arsed boots
Shipley some play somewhere else boots

 

[clint van damme]

Dabo some crossing boots
Hyam some passing boots
McFadz some quicker boots
O'hare some scoring boots
Viktor a spare pair of Calums new boots
Waghorn some get well boots
Walker some can be arsed boots
Shipley some play somewhere else boots

probably best just to get a Boots voucher

 

[wingy]

Jamie Allen - some big boys clothes

From Owen Owens youth department .
As my old workmate Andy Jonstone used to remark about his own apparel.lol