What did the players ask for from Santa? (1 Viewer)

Greggs

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• Dec 28, 2021

• #1

I'll start.
O'hare - shooting boots
Gyokeres - waghorn
Sheaf - teeth whitening kit

 

stay_up_skyblues

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• Dec 28, 2021

• #2

Kelly - a thigh sized belt to strap his boner to his leg during games.

 

Skybluefaz

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• Dec 28, 2021

• #3

Waghorn - A swimming pool to store his cash in so he can swim in it like Scrooge McDuck

 

Torquay Sky Blue

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• Dec 28, 2021

• #4

Walker - A heated seat

 

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Brighton Sky Blue

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• Dec 28, 2021

• #5

Adi Viveash asked for Round 2 with a coked up chav, hospital told him to wait another month.

 

better days

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• Dec 28, 2021

• #6

All pretty funny so far

 

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robbiethemole

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• Dec 28, 2021

• #7

Godden - a year’s supply of Tresemme shampoo for the silky touch

 

bawtryneal

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• Dec 28, 2021

• #8

Shipley....... a loan or transfer to a League One club.

 

the rumpo kid

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• Dec 28, 2021

• #9

Viktor, his scoring boots back.
O'Hare ,people to stop saying he needs a rest.
Dabo, a voodoo doll of Todd Kane.

 

Wyken Sky Blue

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• Dec 28, 2021

• #10

Ian Maatsen - a big fuck off spliff from the homeland

 

Sky Blue Harry H

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• Dec 28, 2021

• #11

Jamie Allen - some big boys clothes

 

stevefloyd

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• Dec 28, 2021

• #12

Dabo some crossing boots
Hyam some passing boots
McFadz some quicker boots
O'hare some scoring boots
Viktor a spare pair of Calums new boots
Waghorn some get well boots
Walker some can be arsed boots
Shipley some play somewhere else boots

 

clint van damme

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• Dec 28, 2021

• #13

stevefloyd said:

Dabo some crossing boots
Hyam some passing boots
McFadz some quicker boots
O'hare some scoring boots
Viktor a spare pair of Calums new boots
Waghorn some get well boots
Walker some can be arsed boots
Shipley some play somewhere else boots

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probably best just to get a Boots voucher

 

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wingy

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• Dec 28, 2021

• #14

Sky Blue Harry H said:

Jamie Allen - some big boys clothes

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From Owen Owens youth department .
As my old workmate Andy Jonstone used to remark about his own apparel.lol