what would you drive if you were a footy player? (1 Viewer)

[+ameatpie&dafillinfellout]

Pulled up behind a white Land rover Evoque in Sainsbury's petrol station earlier.
and out got Jordan Clarke.

got me thinking what car I would drive if I were a footy player??

I think I would need to be playing in the premier league to aspire to my ambitions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKIjIlzDRD8

 

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[LastGarrison]

I'd drive a stake through your heart for calling it "footy".

 

[ajsccfc]

Rocket powered car, parked outside my solid gold house.

 

[+ameatpie&dafillinfellout]

I'd drive a stake through your heart for calling it "footy".

sorry,, soccer :facepalm:

 

[RoboCCFC90]

Nissan Skyline R34 GTR V Spec, I would purposely open the taps up between Prologis Park and the Ricoh every time I had a chance

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

I'd keep my lambretta and my vw van.... Lambretta is cooler than any car and the van would come in handy for the footballers favoured pastime of group sexual assaults... In fact, I'm surprised the Chelsea squad don't all drive transits...

 

[TheRoyalScam]

Is the Lambretta cooler than a Fiat 500, or are they equally cool?

 

[ajsccfc]

Years of old-school Gran Turismo led me to always coo in awe at the Dodge Viper (with racing stripe only, the regular version might as well be a shopping trolley. pah).

10 minutes with one and I'd have wrapped it round a tree, guaranteed.

 

[pusbccfc]

Ferrari F430s are my favourite motor.

I like the Audi R8 too.

 

[torchomatic]

Range Rover Sport. I don't like the Evoke. They look too squashed. Says he with a Fiat Panda.

 

[LastGarrison]

sorry,, soccer :facepalm:

That's better.


Dude.

 

[SkyblueBazza]

Probably something like this...
http://gallery.carphotos.org/data/1096/medium/hot-car-babe-with-long-sexy-legs.jpg

 

[Mary_Mungo_Midge]

Probably something like this...
http://gallery.carphotos.org/data/1096/medium/hot-car-babe-with-long-sexy-legs.jpg

Sounds sad, but that's a Chevrolet Corvette C4 under that dainty rear, isn't it?

 

[blueflint]

skoda superb

 

[SkyblueBazza]

Sounds sad, but that's a Chevrolet Corvette C4 under that dainty rear, isn't it?

What - that blue thing? No idea...only just noticed it

 

[skybluejelly]

A Plymouth prowler...wanted one since the day they came out...to be honest they are not that dear... But I could not be without the practicality of an estate car

 

[Mary_Mungo_Midge]

A Plymouth prowler...wanted one since the day they came out...to be honest they are not that dear... But I could not be without the practicality of an estate car

Wouldn't you be afraid that pranksters in the street would take the 'p' commencing the model name and change it to look like a 'g'; thereby causing you embarrassment?

 

[Steve_75]

Tough one. On Premier League money, I'd have a barn full!
The new Range Rover would be high on my list (I know - stereotypical footballer's car but mine would be in a nice colour with no bling and normal size wheels) or a Jag XJ.
Would also have to have some late 60s American muscle car - Mustang, Camaro etc.

 

[oldskyblue58]

............... everyone mad by going "loadsa money" ? :laugh:

 

[skybluejelly]

Wouldn't you be afraid that pranksters in the street would take the 'p' commencing the model name and change it to look like a 'g'; thereby causing you embarrassment?

I know your joking... But they don't actually have makers badges on..

 

[TheRoyalScam]

Height of bad taste?

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bUoSy1FUy_g/TqGICOI1dbI/AAAAAAAAAPI/P1s7a6fMslE/s1600/starsesc.jpg&imgrefurl=http://wheeltowheel.blogspot.com/2011/10/oct-21-matter-of-taste.html&h=286&w=468&sz=50&tbnid=qY6p8663BWWqrM:&tbnh=73&tbnw=120&prev=/search%3Fq%3Del%2Bhadji%2Bdiouf%2Bcar%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=el+hadji+diouf+car&usg=__oIIgAuBISpzkzPjFkMYtZ40vHWQ=&docid=b4qVslMEpFQMaM&sa=X&ei=aK-wUYqRIePL4ATq8oGIAg&ved=0CC8Q9QEwAA&dur=6312

 

[Joy Division]

I'd keep my lambretta .... Lambretta is cooler than any car

I fucking hate Ocean Colour Scene...........and Paul Weller. Stupid mods.

 

[TheRoyalScam]

You still lack any substance of heart and soul.

 

[SkyblueBazza]

You still lack any substance of heart and soul.

They were mods & rockers! Soul doesn't enter into it

 

[James Smith]

I don't have a licence so I don't drive and I take public transport everywhere so I'd be probably be seen on a Boris Bus.

However if I had enough money for a driver and a silly money car, I'd go for a Maybach of some description I think with all the extras

Standard features

Standard features of all Maybach models include, but are not limited to, a navigation system with voice recognition,
air conditioning with 4-zone climate controls,
power rear sunshade,
rear-seat DVD entertainment system,
interior air filter,
front and rear seat massage,
21-speaker premium sound system,
power tilt/telescopic heated wood/leather-wrapped steering wheel with radio and climate controls,
power trunk open/close,
voice-activated AM/FM radio with 10-disc CD changer,
keyless start,
heated front and rear seats,
cooled front seats,
power panoramic sunroof,
adaptive cruise control,
premium leather upholstery,
18-way power front seats,
14-way power rear seats,
heated cupholders,
rearview camera,
iPod adapter,
wireless cell phone link,
outside-temperature indicator,
universal garage door opener,
and night vision.

Extras:

Options for the Maybach 57 and 57S and standard for the Maybach 62, 62S, and Landaulet include
18-way power rear seats (replacing 14-way),
5-zone climate controls (replacing 4-zone),
power side sunshades,
cooled rear seats,
wireless headphones,
voice-activated power panoramic sunroof (replacing power panoramic sunroof),
steering wheel mounted navigation controls,
heated glass windows,
and 30-speaker premium sound system (replacing 21-speaker).
The company offers various options for customers to personalize their vehicles, and provides various equipment combinations.

 

[TheRoyalScam]

They were mods & rockers! Soul doesn't enter into it

Joy Division albums: Still, Substance, Heart and Soul - in response to Joy Division's post above.:facepalm:

 

[Moff]

I would probably drive a heard of elephants over Tim Fishers car, and then onto London and get them to shit all over Joy's garden.

 

[Harry Grout]

Hmm...a car for a footballer.....I've narrowed it down to a choice of 3:

The cross between the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus - The Cliotaurus
The new Fiat, a cross between the Cinquecento and the Punto - The Cheekycunto
The Renault Urinal - a car for pissing around in

 

[Nick]

It depends who I played for and my wage

 

[letsallsingtogether]

get a Limo and get that bitch to drive it for me to the Ricoh she would do anything for money