Who is the most evil, al-Qaeda or Sisu? (1 Viewer)

Otis · Dec 18, 2013

And which one poses the biggest threat to the greater good? Which one is more likely to eat your babies and who would you feel safest sitting next to on the tube?

:thinking about:

Both organisations are full of faceless individuals and Tim Fisher has been known to wear sandals on occasions. The links are clear for all to see.

Also, would be interesting to consider where Sisu appear on the Axis of Evil League Table, Premier Division.

1. Stalin
2. Hitler
3. Pol Pot
4 Sisu?
5. Idi Amin
6. Vlad the Impaler
7. Simon Cowell
8. Atila the Hun
9. Nicky Sumerbee
10. Thatcher

Is that reasonably accurate, or should Sisu be a little higher?

hill83 · Dec 18, 2013

Needs a sliding scale

mrtrench · Dec 18, 2013

Surprised not to see Jordan Clarke in there.

Noggin · Dec 18, 2013

playing devils advocate You can make an arguement that sisu are more evil than Al qaeda (though of course that isn't what I voted), al queda or at least most of thier memebers beleive in what they are doing for the good of the world and because it's what God wants, completely ludicrous beliefs of course, but they have been brainwashed that way, they think they are sacificing to make the world a better place. So even though that includes committing some of the worst atrocities of modern times, is that evil? depends on the definition.

Sisu on the other hand havn't even caused a thousandth of a percent of the damage al queda have but they have no altruistic desires, they are hurting people for their own financial gain and quite possibly even for vengeance. is that evil again depends on the definition but there is no desire to do the right thing here at all.

If you read this and come to the conclusion that I'm saying sisu are worse than al queda, please read it again and try to understand what I've written because I think Al Queda are thousands of times worse.

SkyBlueScottie · Dec 18, 2013

Nicky Summerbee needs to be around 3 or 4.

We'll_live_and_die · Dec 18, 2013

Definitely Otis.

Hobo · Dec 18, 2013

SISU have not killed anyone yet?

lewys33 · Dec 18, 2013

Hobo said:
SISU have not killed anyone yet?

But they do hide in a cave ..........

lewys33 · Dec 18, 2013

The thread title should also be "Vote or Die Mother Fucker"

[video=youtube;Vjbi1GjesXM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjbi1GjesXM[/video]

italiahorse · Dec 18, 2013

What's my hero Thatcher doing in there ?

Hobo · Dec 18, 2013

italiahorse said:
What's my hero Thatcher doing in there ?

According to her inventing New Labour was her greatest political achievement. That alone merits her being there!

Steve1974 · Dec 18, 2013

Sorry but that is stupid thing to compare! I do not Like sisu in anyway but they are not terrorist and certainly would not kill anyone. Dumb post should be removed.

lewys33 · Dec 18, 2013

Steve1974 said:
Sorry but that is stupid thing to compare! I do not Like sisu in anyway but they are not terrorist and certainly would not kill anyone. Dumb post should be removed.

Got proof?

SkyblueBazza · Dec 18, 2013

Steve1974 said:
Sorry but that is stupid thing to compare! I do not Like sisu in anyway but they are not terrorist and certainly would not kill anyone. Dumb post should be removed.

I empathise with your sentiment. Though seriously, this is likely meant to be a light-hearted thread, not intended to offend. Also, while I'm being serious - SISU have not as far as we know directly killed anyone. Their tactics are based on distressing other companies...which in turn distresses individuals from all walks of life. Even the financially struggling cleaner that loses their job might have their life ruined by these tactics.

ajsccfc · Dec 18, 2013

I can't help but feel Otis is being harsh on Adolf. I mean, you wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at three in the morning.

SkyblueBazza · Dec 18, 2013

italiahorse said:
What's my hero Thatcher doing in there ?

Relax - I think he means Maggie...not Mark.

ajsccfc · Dec 18, 2013

Could be Ben? What a rotter.

lewys33 · Dec 18, 2013

ajsccfc said:
I can't help but feel Otis is being harsh on Adolf. I mean, you wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at three in the morning.

Scenes from Human Traffic running through my head!

Otis · Dec 18, 2013

Steve1974 said:
Sorry but that is stupid thing to compare! I do not Like sisu in anyway but they are not terrorist and certainly would not kill anyone. Dumb post should be removed.

Not dumb to compare and not a dumb post. The similarities are there for all to see if you just look hard enough.

Sisu obviously pose a risk to the greater good. We just need to assess just how great a risk that is.

ajsccfc · Dec 18, 2013

I'm leaning with Steve1974, the insinuation here is scandalous. There's no hard evidence that Simon Cowell purposely manufactured most of his musical output to make it a useful torture device.

Otis · Dec 18, 2013

ajsccfc said:
I'm leaning with Steve1974, the insinuation here is scandalous. There's no hard evidence that Simon Cowell purposely manufactured most of his musical output to make it a useful torture device.

Certainly feels like torture listening to the stuff he churns out in the studio.

ajsccfc · Dec 18, 2013

Oh yeah? What has Simon Cowell ever done to you to deser- sorry, just remembered Robson and Jerome. Can he move up the chart a few places?

covmark · Dec 18, 2013

Where's ACL on your list. Otis you're a disgrace. For that oversight, I would put you at number 2.

Otis · Dec 18, 2013

He can indeed.

Just thinking too. We know Sisu are pretty faceless apart from the 2-3 usual suspects we know of. Well who do wealso think are part of the Sisu network involved with the investment in this club?

1. Seppala
2. Cowell?
3. The Chuckle Brothers?
4. Lenny Henry?
5. Rosemary West?
6. Nigella Lawson?
7. Jeffrey Archer?
8. Vernon Kay?
9. Bashar al-Assad?
10. Mitchell Johnson?

lordsummerisle · Dec 18, 2013

CET headline tomorrow:

Majority of fans think that Otis and al-Qaeda are more evil than Sisu.

James Smith · Dec 18, 2013

lewys33 said:
Scenes from Human Traffic running through my head!

Scenes from Father Ted running through mine, Father Fintan Stack and Hairy Hands.

Otis · Dec 18, 2013

lordsummerisle said:
CET headline tomorrow:

Majority of fans think that Otis and al-Qaeda are more evil than Sisu.

Majority of the fans from a very small number (900) who actually answered the poll. Think you will find that doesn't include people such as those who do not like football or who are deceased.

We also need to take into account the number that think both are equally evil. And you also have to ask yourselves, would I become slighlty less evil if we were to move back from Northampton? That would affect the poll's findings too.

lordsummerisle · Dec 18, 2013

Otis said:
Majority of the fans from a very small number (900) who actually answered the poll. Think you will find that doesn't include people such as those who do not like football or who are deceased.

We also need to take into account the number that think both are equally evil. And you also have to ask yourselves, would I become slighlty less evil if we were to move back from Northampton? That would affect the poll's findings too.

It's only because you've been away for a bit that you haven't got 100%!

Otis · Dec 18, 2013

Fair point.

Now I just need to choose between lethal injection, the chair or an evening of Harry Hil's TV Burp. :thinking about:

skyblueinBaku · Dec 18, 2013

Otis said:
He can indeed.

Just thinking too. We know Sisu are pretty faceless apart from the 2-3 usual suspects we know of. Well who do wealso think are part of the Sisu network involved with the investment in this club?

1. Seppala
2. Cowell?
3. The Chuckle Brothers?
4. Lenny Henry?
5. Rosemary West?
6. Nigella Lawson?
7. Jeffrey Archer?
8. Vernon Kay?
9. Bashar al-Assad?
10. Mitchell Johnson?

Machiavelli (Head of strategy)
Dr. Goebbels (PR)
Mr Pastry (Special adviser to TF)

Otis · Dec 18, 2013

skyblueindorset said:
Machiavelli (Head of strategy)
Dr. Goebbels (PR)
Mr Pastry (Special adviser to TF)

Is Mr. Pastry the one who cooks the books?

skyblueinBaku · Dec 18, 2013

Otis said:
Is Mr. Pastry the one who cooks the books?

He would like to, but can't find them. If he could, then they would probably burn to a crisp as he tried to cook them!

Otis · Dec 18, 2013

skyblueindorset said:
He would like to, but can't find them. If he could, then they would probably burn to a crisp as he tried to cook them!

He would definitely burn them because the setting would be too high on the cooker.

After about 18 months of negotiation the over manufacturer would agreee to reduce the heat to 400. Mr. Pastry would still say this is too high though and would travel over 30 miles to borrow someone else's cooker for 3 years while he arranged to have another cooker built closer to home.

blueflint · Dec 18, 2013

sorry otis went for you in the poll cause you were the one least likely to sue me

lordsummerisle · Dec 18, 2013

blueflint said:
sorry otis went for you in the poll cause you were the one least likely to sue me

Yep, al-Quaeda are well known for their forceful use of lawsuits to right any alleged wrongs to them.

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