My brother got tickets for us for the final, however, work won't let me take the 27th off (only joined last month so didn't book any time off) and apparently there's no cover for that day either.
Any ideas fellas? Take 2 or three dessert spoons of Cod Liver oil when at work the day before. Add for effect. Your colour will drain to the tip of your toes, you will most likely vomit but if not, force yourself to do it. You will need to go home without doubt. The following day should be fine. Your hair will be shining like ‘The Electric Company’ on a Monopoly Board.
You keep the job and are monitored at work for the next few months. Have another illness, I’d say you may as well march.