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Briles · Nov 14, 2019

Fun poll on a miserable damp afternoon....

Greggs · Nov 14, 2019

This poll is boring. Would you rather be able to piss pound coins, or shit fivers?

Briles · Nov 14, 2019

Greggs said:
This poll is boring. Would you rather be able to piss pound coins, or shit fivers?

Obviously Shit fivers.

ccfcway · Nov 14, 2019

Greggs said:
This poll is boring. Would you rather be able to piss pound coins, or shit fivers?

Shit fivers. Both more profitable and less painful

Greggs · Nov 14, 2019

ccfcway said:
Shit fivers. Both more profitable and less painful

so you fancy fishing fivers out of your shit, weirdo? quids in piss a lot easier to find and retrieve.

Sky_Blue_Dreamer · Nov 14, 2019

Got to choose promotion just for the extra revenue, although to be competitive expenditure on wages etc would have to improve. If we then did badly and came back down we'd be in danger of having our better players picked of by Championship teams who'd now know certain players were capable of that level. At the moment they're unknown quantities.

Which of your options leaves 12 months at St Andrews, SISU for 5 years or Andy Thorn.

Andy Thorn is just no.

Another 12 months at St Andrews would really start to affect crowds as the novelty will have tottaly worn off. Probably do alright at start of the season in the warm but massively tail off in winter.

Which leaves SISU. Let's face it their not going anywhere and are going to have the court issue for some time. besides which none of the potential bidders seen much better so as we're likely to be stuck with them anyway we may as well do it in a higher division.

And no - I can't believe I made that choice either.

ccfcway · Nov 14, 2019

Greggs said:
so you fancy fishing fivers out of your shit, weirdo? quids in piss a lot easier to find and retrieve.

If I’m shitting fivers, I’m paying someone to do the fishing

Greggs · Nov 14, 2019

ccfcway said:
If I’m shitting fivers, I’m paying someone to do the fishing

you're a fucking genius, close thread! hahaha

Sky_Blue_Dreamer · Nov 14, 2019

Greggs said:
so you fancy fishing fivers out of your shit, weirdo? quids in piss a lot easier to find and retrieve.

Do you fancy pissing something the size of a pound coin out your japs eye? If you've ever passed a kidney stone this wouldn't even be a consideration.

Has to be shit fivers. You could do it like sieving for gold or archeology - do it onto a sieve and they just blast a jet of water over it till they were clean (or does that count as money laundering).

Would also encourage me to improve my diet and eat more fibre if I got a fiver for every shit I took.

Greggs · Nov 14, 2019

Sky_Blue_Dreamer said:
Do you fancy pissing something the size of a pound coin out your japs eye? If you've ever passed a kidney stone this wouldn't even be a consideration.

Has to be shit fivers. You could do it like sieving for gold or archeology - do it onto a sieve and they just blast a jet of water over it till they were clean (or does that count as money laundering).

Would also encourage me to improve my diet and eat more fibre if I got a fiver for every shit I took.

New poll:
Would you rather piss fivers or shit pound coins?

ccfcway · Nov 14, 2019

Sky_Blue_Dreamer said:
Would also encourage me to improve my diet and eat more fibre if I got a fiver for every shit I took.

Lynne, take this one down “launch the campaign, fibre for a fiver” . Sky will take it

SkyBlueDom26 · Nov 14, 2019

Move back to the ricoh, get promoted, sisu piss off and we get taken over by Billionaires

ccfcway · Nov 14, 2019

SkyBlueDom26 said:
Move back to the ricoh, get promoted, sisu piss off and we get taken over by Billionaires

More chance of shitting fivers

SkyBlueDom26 · Nov 14, 2019

ccfcway said:
More chance of shitting fivers

Was thinking more like fifty pound notes

ccfcway · Nov 14, 2019

It’s also a modern take on my dad saying “pop to the bottom of the garden and get some money off the money tree”.

“No need dad, I’m going for a shit”

covcity4life · Nov 14, 2019

promoted,ricoh and sisu stay 5 years

gives them time to get us promoted to prem and buy the ricoh and form a political party to oust corrupt council

Otis · Nov 14, 2019

covcity4life said:
promoted,ricoh and sisu stay 5 years

gives them time to get us promoted and buy the ricoh and form a political party to oust corrupt council

Yup, same.

Tommo1993 · Nov 14, 2019

Moving back to Cov much the bigger priority than getting rid of SISU - the latter doesn’t even come close.

harvey098 · Nov 14, 2019

ccfcway said:
Shit fivers. Both more profitable and less painful

Self wiping too

fatso · Nov 14, 2019

I'd shit fivers and take laxatives, easy quick way to make a fortune.
I might have a very sore arse for a while, but I'd be in good company on here.

Sky Blue Harry H · Nov 14, 2019

We want the old five(rs)

ccfc1234 · Nov 14, 2019

Would have chosen one more season at SA if that had the benefit of facilitating insect removal from the Ricoh.

Tommo1993 · Nov 14, 2019

Would you rather have finger sized nipples or nipple sized fingers?

Otis · Nov 14, 2019

Tommo1993 said:
Would you rather have finger sized nipples or nipple sized fingers?

Yes.

CanadianCCFC · Nov 14, 2019

The differences between 4 and 5:
4: sisu leave in 5 years.
5: Andy thorn takes over as manager.

Wut...

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Coventry Promotion this year and stay at St Andrews for 1 full season in the championship

Coventry not promoted this year but move back to the Ricoh

Coventry relegated this year, Sisu leave, and we move back to the Ricoh.

Coventry Get promoted and move back to the Ricoh, but SISU remain for another 5 years

Coventry move back to the Ricoh this year after promotion but Andy Thorne takes charge

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