Would you rather.....

[Briles]

Fun poll on a miserable damp afternoon....

 

[Greggs]

This poll is boring. Would you rather be able to piss pound coins, or shit fivers?

 

[Briles]

This poll is boring. Would you rather be able to piss pound coins, or shit fivers?

Obviously Shit fivers.

 

[ccfcway]

This poll is boring. Would you rather be able to piss pound coins, or shit fivers?

Shit fivers. Both more profitable and less painful

 

[Greggs]

Shit fivers. Both more profitable and less painful

so you fancy fishing fivers out of your shit, weirdo? quids in piss a lot easier to find and retrieve.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Got to choose promotion just for the extra revenue, although to be competitive expenditure on wages etc would have to improve. If we then did badly and came back down we'd be in danger of having our better players picked of by Championship teams who'd now know certain players were capable of that level. At the moment they're unknown quantities.

Which of your options leaves 12 months at St Andrews, SISU for 5 years or Andy Thorn.

Andy Thorn is just no.

Another 12 months at St Andrews would really start to affect crowds as the novelty will have tottaly worn off. Probably do alright at start of the season in the warm but massively tail off in winter.

Which leaves SISU. Let's face it their not going anywhere and are going to have the court issue for some time. besides which none of the potential bidders seen much better so as we're likely to be stuck with them anyway we may as well do it in a higher division.

And no - I can't believe I made that choice either.

 

[ccfcway]

so you fancy fishing fivers out of your shit, weirdo? quids in piss a lot easier to find and retrieve.

If I’m shitting fivers, I’m paying someone to do the fishing

 

[Greggs]

If I’m shitting fivers, I’m paying someone to do the fishing

you're a fucking genius, close thread! hahaha

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

so you fancy fishing fivers out of your shit, weirdo? quids in piss a lot easier to find and retrieve.

Do you fancy pissing something the size of a pound coin out your japs eye? If you've ever passed a kidney stone this wouldn't even be a consideration.

Has to be shit fivers. You could do it like sieving for gold or archeology - do it onto a sieve and they just blast a jet of water over it till they were clean (or does that count as money laundering).

Would also encourage me to improve my diet and eat more fibre if I got a fiver for every shit I took.

 

[Greggs]

Do you fancy pissing something the size of a pound coin out your japs eye? If you've ever passed a kidney stone this wouldn't even be a consideration.

Has to be shit fivers. You could do it like sieving for gold or archeology - do it onto a sieve and they just blast a jet of water over it till they were clean (or does that count as money laundering).

Would also encourage me to improve my diet and eat more fibre if I got a fiver for every shit I took.

New poll:
Would you rather piss fivers or shit pound coins?

 

[ccfcway]

Would also encourage me to improve my diet and eat more fibre if I got a fiver for every shit I took.

Lynne, take this one down “launch the campaign, fibre for a fiver” . Sky will take it

 

[SkyBlueDom26]

Move back to the ricoh, get promoted, sisu piss off and we get taken over by Billionaires

 

[ccfcway]

Move back to the ricoh, get promoted, sisu piss off and we get taken over by Billionaires

More chance of shitting fivers

 

[SkyBlueDom26]

More chance of shitting fivers

Was thinking more like fifty pound notes

 

[ccfcway]

It’s also a modern take on my dad saying “pop to the bottom of the garden and get some money off the money tree”.

“No need dad, I’m going for a shit”

 

[covcity4life]

promoted,ricoh and sisu stay 5 years

gives them time to get us promoted to prem and buy the ricoh and form a political party to oust corrupt council

 

[Otis]

promoted,ricoh and sisu stay 5 years

gives them time to get us promoted and buy the ricoh and form a political party to oust corrupt council

Yup, same.

 

[Tommo1993]

Moving back to Cov much the bigger priority than getting rid of SISU - the latter doesn’t even come close.

 

[harvey098]

Shit fivers. Both more profitable and less painful

Self wiping too

 

[fatso]

I'd shit fivers and take laxatives, easy quick way to make a fortune.
I might have a very sore arse for a while, but I'd be in good company on here.

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

We want the old five(rs)

 

[ccfc1234]

Would have chosen one more season at SA if that had the benefit of facilitating insect removal from the Ricoh.

 

[Tommo1993]

Would you rather have finger sized nipples or nipple sized fingers?

 

[Otis]

Would you rather have finger sized nipples or nipple sized fingers?

Yes.

 

[CanadianCCFC]

The differences between 4 and 5:
4: sisu leave in 5 years.
5: Andy thorn takes over as manager.

Wut...