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Imagine you are so sad that you have no people skills, friends or prospects in life, you spend your life pretending to be somebody you're not, (like Tommy Atkins did), would you let others know you're scraping the barrel and forced to buy a mail order bride? Ting Tong may not be much to look at...

Looking at your avatar and username I think you are the deluded one. Elvis is alive and well and working in Holbrooks Morrison's. You are clearly 3 or 4 stones heavier, greasier and have never had sex with a 13 year old on a regular basis. In future could you please use a more friendly username...

The best touchline 'scuffle' I ever saw was Garry Bennett carrying David Speedie off the pitch by his throat and introducing him to the advertising hoardings. Those Mackems will not let it go. It's a shame as we're no threat to their championship status. We won't be relegating them again for a...

Hey Penelope, love the dress, we've found our level it's the 4th fuckin' division.

La la la la la, it's Morrison he's through on goal, just a simple tap in. Oh, he's thrown his arms into the air and started to abuse his team mates instead. Ah those heady days of the Championship.

Yes, don't be an Irish lass, with your flaxen hair and pale skin, if you think you're fooling anyone you must be really naive.

If Mr Robins is successful what stops him from leaving for a bigger club, (Liverpool, Manchester City, Chelsea, Huddersfield Town, Devonshire Arms 2nd XI) he has shit on Coventry in the past for £££, why the fuck can we trust him again?

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Michael (don't call me Micky) Gynn, due to his service to the Royal Mail. Oh, and he scored against Stoke City after coming on as a sub which led to a pleasant day out in London back in 1987.

Coventry have beaten Luton 2-3 When the f#+£ was that?

Well I for one will be queuing to buy one, at £45 that'll pay for another season long loan player.(as long as they're crap)

Fish paste sandwiches and Joe always wears his grey tracksuit bottoms and sensible black shoes. A proper gent.