Another of these 'outraged stories' (1 Viewer)

Nick

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If it isn't possible, it isn't possible is it.

Pretty easy for them to understand, as sad as it is. Try a different crem who can accommodate which they did, and it is sorted. Simple.

What next? "my child not allowed in nightclub with me?"
 

skyblue1991

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Fat bitch.

Good on the council, think of the fossil fuels she will produce!

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skybluedan

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Council tells family that mum is too fat to cremate.

Family shocked an outraged.

Bottom line is though, this woman's coffin was 33" wide and the crematorium limit was of a width of 28".

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/grieving-daughter-told-25st-mum-8497063


No story to be had, but of course someone had to go to the papers over their moral outrage.

Surely you could make her coffin higher and put her on her side

Maybe the crem could do her on a stick like a hog roast
 

Johnnythespider

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I sometimes have this problem with the turkey at Christmas, I usually chop the legs and wings off and cremate them separately.

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Johnnythespider

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What next? "my child not allowed in nightclub with me?"



Why not, are they too fat

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Ian1779

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Let's just blame it on some immigrants !
I'm more suprised there hasn't been a Labour MP coming out to tell us of their grief... 'It was Jeremy's idea to set the limit at 28 inches - and it just goes to show how he can't lead our party'
 

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