Football player in talks with Coventry (4 Viewers)

oucho

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Let's see if this gets to 25 pages
 

Captain Dart

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Sauce?
 

Esoterica

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That's the trouble with the internet.
It starts off with 'Spreading a rumour from my sauce' but My Source becomes My sauce. My sauce becomes A sauce, A sauce becomes Ass sauce. Then suddenly your wife leaves you, your neighbours turn on you, your family disown you and you're forced to emigrate to Czech Republic because they all think that 'There's ass sauce spreading from my room'.
And here I still am, 10 years later :wtf:
 

AFCCOVENTRY

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That's the trouble with the internet.
It starts off with 'Spreading a rumour from my sauce' but My Source becomes My sauce. My sauce becomes A sauce, A sauce becomes Ass sauce. Then suddenly your wife leaves you, your neighbours turn on you, your family disown you and you're forced to emigrate to Czech Republic because they all think that 'There's ass sauce spreading from my room'.
And here I still am, 10 years later :wtf:

No he isn't Czech.
 

luwalla

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can you at least tell us what 5 year period he played for us between, so we can spend a few days narrowing it down to about 200 odd players and then all argue about which washed up pile of crap we are chasing ! ;)
 

Captain Dart

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I've heard Ketchup Town has made an offer for this player and he relishes the prospect of joining them.
 

Otis

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Try and keep it to yourself.
I will. Even if I just give the 3rd letter of the first name of the wife's sister of this footballer I fear it may scupper the deal entirely.

For that very same reason I cannot tell you that this footballer shops at Waitrose.
 

stevefloyd

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Thats Daddys secret, I bet we have to buy him on hp, is his name estuary that has many river sources in it
 

stevefloyd

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Does he have green eyes? did he eat marmalade for breakfast once whilst listening to The marmalade on the radio...ohh its exciting another prospective signing we know fuck all about...is it Leon Best or Carl Baker? come on give us a clue
 

ceetee

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I hope it's an an ex-ccfc player because if it isn't I won't have heard of him and he'll be no good
 

AFCCOVENTRY

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I will. Even if I just give the 3rd letter of the first name of the wife's sister of this footballer I fear it may scupper the deal entirely.

For that very same reason I cannot tell you that this footballer shops at Waitrose.

He does shop at Waitrose.
 

AFCCOVENTRY

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Does he have green eyes? did he eat marmalade for breakfast once whilst listening to The marmalade on the radio...ohh its exciting another prospective signing we know fuck all about...is it Leon Best or Carl Baker? come on give us a clue

Ok.. his eyes are coloured. He likes strawberry jam while listening to The Jam on the radio.
 

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