gmk refugee here (1 Viewer)

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I have beer and crisps, and promise I wont be any trouble

 

[hill83]

What are your favourite crisps?

 

[wingy]

You can't sell food and beverages here ,Knowl will have a "Meltdown".

 

[Otis]

Hi Daz.

Lovely to see you. Pull up a deck chair and catch some rays.


From the half-broken, faulty sunbeds.

 

[Astute]

I have beer and crisps, and promise I wont be any trouble

And only been on here for nearly 3 years

 

[usskyblue]

For those unfamiliar...Daz eats cling film and is a frequent visitor of the 'mature' category on PornHub...

 

[RoboCCFC90]

For those unfamiliar...Daz eats cling film and is a frequent visitor of the 'mature' category on PornHub...

You make it sound as if it's a bad thing..


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[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Its not true..


I visit the british section too

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Hello otis lovely to hear from you again

 

[steveo1987]

Its not true..


I visit the british section too

Bukkake

 

[wingy]

Bukkake

Ahh that's why knowl's site crashed ,you're all contaminating It after going on there .

 

[steveo1987]

Ahh that's why knowl's site crashed ,you're all contaminating It after going on there .

Conniseurs of good filth

 

[valiant15]

For those unfamiliar...Daz eats cling film and is a frequent visitor of the 'mature' category on PornHub...

Mature bbw for me ♥

 

[Otis]

Mature bbw for me ♥

I'm always a little confused by all the terminology.

What does BBW stand for again? Is it Big Black Woman, Big Busty Wench, or Bugger Barry White?

I only really know MILF, which I believe is Masterbation Is Like Fucking.

Any others I need to be aware of?

 

[Otis]

Sisu?


Sex Is Sucking Uterus?

 

[Samo]

I'm always a little confused by all the terminology.

What does BBW stand for again? Is it Big Black Woman, Big Busty Wench, or Bugger Barry White?

I only really know MILF, which I believe is Masterbation Is Like Fucking.

Any others I need to be aware of?

Well theres BBC which is big black cat.

 

[valiant15]

I'm always a little confused by all the terminology.

What does BBW stand for again? Is it Big Black Woman, Big Busty Wench, or Bugger Barry White?

I only really know MILF, which I believe is Masterbation Is Like Fucking.

Any others I need to be aware of?

Big beautiful women i believe lol.

 

[valiant15]

Sisu?


Sex Is Sucking Uterus?

Sisu?

Seppalla
Is
So
Ugly

 

[Otis]

Big Beautiful Women? Is it really? I honestly didn't know that.


And MILF is Mother's I'd Like Fingering?

 

[Astute]

Stupid Idiotic Seppala's Ugly

 

[valiant15]

Big Beautiful Women? Is it really? I honestly didn't know that.


And MILF is Mother's I'd Like Fingering?

Something like that mate lol.

 

[skyblue_islander]

I'm a cream pie man myself....

 

[Astute]

Seppala Is Suing Universally

 

[Otis]

I honestly don't know a lot of the abbreviations, but I do remember running a youth theatre a while back and some 14 year old girl came up to me and asked me what a Soapy Tit Wank was!

 

[lordsummerisle]

I honestly don't know a lot of the abbreviations, but I do remember running a youth theatre a while back and some 14 year old girl came up to me and asked me what a Soapy Tit Wank was!

That'd be STW Otis.

 

[Otis]

I honestly don't know a lot of the abbreviations, but I do remember running a youth theatre a while back and some 14 year old girl came up to me and asked me what a Soapy Tit Wank was!

Funnily enough, the same group also had to write their own short plays and another 14 year old wrote something called 'I've got a lovely box' and couldn't work out why everyone else in the group was sniggering.

 

[Otis]

That'd be STW Otis.

Thought that was a veneral disease.

 

[Robccfc87]

Daz,
I've not been on gmk in a good while, are Alan and FellatioMartinez still having their love in?!

 

[lordsummerisle]

Funnily enough, the same group also had to write their own short plays and another 14 year old wrote something called 'I've got a lovely box' and couldn't work out why everyone else in the group was sniggering.

Sometime ago roasted a quite enormous joint of beef and there was loads left over.

Myself and my giorlfriend were discussing what enough we could do with it, in a "What Line is it anyway" type style. Anew table, a three-piece suite etc, when my at the time 15 year old daughter getting into the spirit of things volunteered that we could make curtains out of it.

She had no idea why we were rolling around with tears of laughter for the rest of the day.

 

[steveo1987]

Daz,
I've not been on gmk in a good while, are Alan and FellatioMartinez still having their love in?!

FM seems to have gone awol. Its alan( in his many guises) v the world now

 

[mmttww]

Are we refugees, or evacuees?

 

[letsallsingtogether]

Will fit in nicely here then..

For those unfamiliar...Daz eats cling film and is a frequent visitor of the 'mature' category on PornHub...

 

[_brian_]

Sometime ago roasted a quite enormous joint of beef and there was loads left over.

Myself and my giorlfriend were discussing what enough we could do with it, in a "What Line is it anyway" type style. Anew table, a three-piece suite etc, when my at the time 15 year old daughter getting into the spirit of things volunteered that we could make curtains out of it.

She had no idea why we were rolling around with tears of laughter for the rest of the day.

LOL!!! I'm in tears here, myself! Why on earth did she think you could make curtains out of the beef?!?! Complete madness! But very funny! I shall go to sleep chuckling!!! LOL!

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

They slipped a beef curtains gag into house of fools last night

 

[skybluericoh]

Seppala Is Suing Universally

read it to quick,- thought someone had made a film and she was suing the film makers for a second then