Great unanswered questions (1 Viewer)

[dutchman]

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why did they write a song about it?

 

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[SBAndy]

If we’re going down the route of song lyrics, Mr Brightside “he takes off her dress now”.

Why was he wearing her dress?

 

[rob9872]

If we’re going down the route of song lyrics, Mr Brightside “he takes off her dress now”.

Why was he wearing her dress?

Cause she was 'taking a drag'

 

[napolimp]

If you scratch your arse in the night and don't sniff your fingers, do they still smell?

WTF, you don't wash your arse before you go to bed?

 

[fatso]

Why are feminists so manly?

 

[skybluetony176]

Why are feminists so manly?

It’s not that they’re manly, it’s that you’re so girly they look manly to you. To the rest of us they look just like any other woman

 

[fatso]

It’s not that they’re manly, it’s that you’re so girly they look manly to you. To the rest of us they look just like any other woman

Sexist pig

 

[fatso]

Do any of you remember the blue goldfish that lived in the toilet pan at most schools?

I never did get to see it, despite being given plenty of opertunity to look for it by the older boys. Apparently every one else could see it bar me!

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

If goths want to be individual how come they all look the same ?

 

[skybluetony176]

If goths want to be individual how come they all look the same ?

I think the word is alternative rather than individual. You’re point still stands though.

 

[rob9872]

I think the word is alternative rather than individual. You’re point still stands though.

I think the word is your rather than you're. Your point still stands though.

 

[Terry_dactyl]

Scottish football, why?

 

[rob9872]

Scottish football, why?

More importantly why do City fans have an affinity with either Celtic or Rangers in some antiquated sectarian tribalism? I dislike both in the way I dislike Liverpool and Man Utd too.

 

[Otis]

More importantly why do City fans have an affinity with either Celtic or Rangers in some antiquated sectarian tribalism? I dislike both in the way I dislike Liverpool and Man Utd too.

When I was at school you had to either be Rangers or Celtic and I remember games in the 70's and 80's where the West End would be chanting Rangers/Celtic alternately.

You had to be one or the other.

 

[wingy]

More importantly why do City fans have an affinity with either Celtic or Rangers in some antiquated sectarian tribalism? I dislike both in the way I dislike Liverpool and Man Utd too.

Was it Liverpool that also seemed to have an element of that at boardroom level .

 

[rob9872]

Was it Liverpool that also seemed to have an element of that at boardroom level .

Not sure tbh but most Liverpool seem to be celtic and Everton are rangers. Not sure if that's a blue thing or just one on each side.

 

[skybluetony176]

Bit of trivia for you. In our Coventry homes was originally a folk song from Liverpool called in our Liverpool homes which also included the line “if you want a cathedral we’ve got one to spare”. Liverpool is the only city in the UK that officially has two cathedrals. A catholic one and a Protestant one. Reason being a history of Irish catholic immigration. Liverpool also used to be as sectarian as Glasgow until the catholic and Protestant dockers united to strike for fair pay, better working conditions and stand together against other social injustices. They soon found out that they had a lot in common and sectarianism was bullshit in the big scheme of things. I’m sure you’ll still find sectarianism in Liverpool if you go looking for it but nothing compared to Glasgow or Northern Ireland.

 

[shmmeee]

If goths want to be individual how come they all look the same ?

I’ll always remember walking through tow behind three goths all in identical “Freak” hoodies…

 

[Otis]

Doesn't matter how individual you try to be, you can guarantee someone will copy you




I found that to my cost myself after I started serial killing.

 

[skybluetony176]

Sexist pig

Calm down sugar tits.

 

[Flying Fokker]

Once the demarcation lines have been established, It’s a bit like me and the mrs pillow talk. She knows what a casemate is, why the Nazi’s were beaten during the battle of Normandy and the devaluation of the French Franc against the Reichsmark after the capitulation of France in WW2

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

Bit of trivia for you. In our Coventry homes was originally a folk song from Liverpool called in our Liverpool homes which also included the line “if you want a cathedral we’ve got one to spare”. Liverpool is the only city in the UK that officially has two cathedrals. A catholic one and a Protestant one. Reason being a history of Irish catholic immigration. Liverpool also used to be as sectarian as Glasgow until the catholic and Protestant dockers united to strike for fair pay, better working conditions and stand together against other social injustices. They soon found out that they had a lot in common and sectarianism was bullshit in the big scheme of things. I’m sure you’ll still find sectarianism in Liverpool if you go looking for it but nothing compared to Glasgow or Northern Ireland.

Ain't ChatGPT brilliant?

 

[Flying Fokker]

Now, I’m not a Fat Fokker by any stretch of the imagination.

Why are sports socks so tight/ manufactured for spider legs?

 

[shmmeee]

Now, I’m not a Fat Fokker by any stretch of the imagination.

Why are sports socks so tight/ manufactured for spider legs?

Are they supposed to do some form of compression too? I’ve no idea, only running I do involves holding R2 in FIFA

 

[Hertsccfc]

Now, I’m not a Fat Fokker by any stretch of the imagination.

Why are sports socks so tight/ manufactured for spider legs?

Have you thought about buying a larger size?

 

[SkyBlueSoul]

Now, I’m not a Fat Fokker by any stretch of the imagination.

Why are sports socks so tight/ manufactured for spider legs?

It's weird, you can see by the way so many footballers cut holes in the back that they're too tight. Surely that suggests your product isn't suitable.

 

[SBT]

When should you use the small button on a toilet flush instead of the big one? And if you press both together, does that take a screenshot of the bowl?

 

[rob9872]

When should you use the small button on a toilet flush instead of the big one? And if you press both together, does that take a screenshot of the bowl?

I think of it as small one for wees, large one for poos.

 

[Flying Fokker]

It's weird, you can see by the way so many footballers cut holes in the back that they're too tight. Surely that suggests your product isn't suitable.

Yep, but I don’t have calf muscles like elephants! Walking socks are more than adequate . I guess it’s a case of paying for good quality?

None of these! Socks leave marks on legs: Causes and treatment

 

[Flying Fokker]

Have you thought about buying a larger size?

I may just do that, I talked myself out of it.

 

[shmmeee]

I think of it as small one for wees, large one for poos.

Two together for home abortions?

 

[Finham]

Not sure tbh but most Liverpool seem to be celtic and Everton are rangers. Not sure if that's a blue thing or just one on each side.

I used to have a Liverpool supporting mate who denied this constantly, hated Celtic but loved Rangers and always did a Championship Manager league as them. I tried arguments like "but Kenny Dalglish?" but he just would not have it.

 

[Greggs]

Why dont pubes or body hair grow as fast as head hair?

 

[Greggs]

Now, I’m not a Fat Fokker by any stretch of the imagination.

Why are sports socks so tight/ manufactured for spider legs?

Got 2 pair of adult football sock size 8-11 from Sports Direct last week, wear them to work, it's a morning chore getting the fuckers on.

 

[pitts head]

How does the guy who drives the snow plough get to work?