How to get away with murder (1 Viewer)
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clint van damme
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saw the title and thought it was another sisu thread.
NorthernWisdom
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Or another Otis family lifestyle thread.
Otis
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Don't start that, you'll get me a reputation.
Nick
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I liked the first series, it got a bit silly in the second.
It's like they span a wheel to pick plots.
Otis
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I did actually try to trick her last week. Do it from time to time to see how sharp she is. Was trying to convince her that arsenic was aniseed and perfectly safe.
Of course she's Russian so knows her poisons like the back of her hand.
I also wrote what she thinks is a love song for her. It's called 'Sleeping with the Fishes.'
Of course she's Russian so knows her poisons like the back of her hand.
I also wrote what she thinks is a love song for her. It's called 'Sleeping with the Fishes.'
Otis
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Is it as silly as Designated Survivor?
Nick
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Much worse.
Sick Boy
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The plots and acting are dreadful. No idea how or why it is so popular!
skybluedan
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Burgers on your palms and sausages on your fingers. Strangle them then eat the evidence
Or and I don't know why more murderers don't do it , just eat it?
Edit. Sorry should of looked at the thread before I posted
Or and I don't know why more murderers don't do it , just eat it?
Edit. Sorry should of looked at the thread before I posted
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Otis
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You still watching Designated Survivor? I am and am still enjoying it, but talk about pure hokum!!
Nick
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I thnk I watched the last one, also watching homeland so a bit the same!
Otis
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Yeah, maybe. Homeland at first though was brilliant.
In Designated Survivor you have stuff like an FBI agent involved in a major car crash, with a really nasty wound and bleeding out.
Next day she is out chasing bad guys with gay abandon.
And has no-one ever heard of phones? People keep trying to drive up to the White House to reveal really important confidential information and not one of them think to phone and ask to be put through to the White House, despite them totally trusting the president and his immediate staff.
Then there is an assassination attempt. All that has to happen is for a phone call relaying the information that an attempt is about to take place.
torchomatic
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I've only just realised there's a second season of Man In The High Castle. Will watch that this week. Need to finish the time travelling thing over the ham radio series that was a film in the 90s, can't remember the title but the tv series wasn't too bad.
Gazolba
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Far too many people spend far too much time watching TV. There are many other things you could be doing. I'm trying to learn the guitar (for the third or fourth time). They told me spend a minimum of 15 minutes a day practicing. When I fail to meet my daily quota, it's usually because I watched something stupid on TV.
Sick Boy
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I also got roped into watching all 5 series of Homeland. Some series are better than others. My brain feels like it is rotting more and more each day.
Otis
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I like it too. Just find myself laughing at times when I should be enthralled.
Otis
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Sick Boy
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Otis
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What do YOU mean?Don't know what you mean
Gazolba
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I once figured out how to commit the perfect murder based on watching many criminal investigation programs involving forensic science.
First, you must not have any connection to the person you kill and they mustn't live anywhere near you.
Second, you must have no reason or motive to kill the victim.
Third, no-one should miss the person when they go missing. So no-one reports it for a long time. This is probably the most difficult one as most people will be missed fairly quickly.
Fourth, the body and murder weapon must be destroyed utterly so no trace remains, not even ash.
Fifth, everything you used in connection with the murder (weapons, clothes, vehicles, tools etc.) must also be destroyed utterly so no trace remains.
Sixth, you must not keep any items connecting you to the victim
Seventh, it should be the only murder you commit thus negating any possibility of a pattern.
Eighth, you must tell no-one else about it and have no accomplices who could rat on you
First, you must not have any connection to the person you kill and they mustn't live anywhere near you.
Second, you must have no reason or motive to kill the victim.
Third, no-one should miss the person when they go missing. So no-one reports it for a long time. This is probably the most difficult one as most people will be missed fairly quickly.
Fourth, the body and murder weapon must be destroyed utterly so no trace remains, not even ash.
Fifth, everything you used in connection with the murder (weapons, clothes, vehicles, tools etc.) must also be destroyed utterly so no trace remains.
Sixth, you must not keep any items connecting you to the victim
Seventh, it should be the only murder you commit thus negating any possibility of a pattern.
Eighth, you must tell no-one else about it and have no accomplices who could rat on you
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Otis
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And when are you available?
Sky_Blue_Daz
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I'd use a massive icicle and stab it straight through someone's eye, then the icicle would melt, no fingerprints
Thats how
Thats how
Gazolba
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Unless you grew your own icicles, there would be an icicle missing from somewhere.
no_loyalty
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To murder Tim Fisher
