fernandopartridge

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Truly an intolerable unfunny twat

Yet an audience of gimps are almost delirious with amusement

I must be a miserable old sod
I must be as well. If anything sums up the state of the UK in 2019 it's that c**t having a prime time TV show
 

SBAndy

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I’ll be fair to him, I wasn’t keen at all until I saw him live. Actually pretty good.
 

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I’ll be fair to him, I wasn’t keen at all until I saw him live. Actually pretty good.
The other way round for me-always liked him and went to see him live and thought he was pants! The warm up act was better.
 
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fellatio_Martinez

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He dresses like a fat lesbian, acts like a drunk toddler and makes observations in varying zany tones of voice.

I find him more creepy than annoying. Definitely not funny though but that's just a matter of taste and mine is excellent.
 

Houchens Head

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McIntyre is one "comedian" that I totally dislike. He continually nods his head like some nodding toy dog. His 'jokes' are totally unfunny, and the twat loves himself.
I've had funnier heart attacks!
 

skybluesam66

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I saw him live. He was blowing through his arse from the start
Unfunny and unfit. And that does make a difference when trying to deliver a live show
 

skyblue1991

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Seen him live twice and thought he was funny.

He's not a presenter, stick to the stand up.

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Macca

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I could probably cope with it more without the squealing brain dead masses in the audience. What is that noise that audiences make these days. Not quite a cheer a squeal or a scream just a mixture of all three. Equally used throughout Strictly come twatting
 

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Does he still do that send to all thing with the persons phone? I’ve had funnier ear ache
 

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He's an example of the producers at the Beeb thinking they're on to a good thing when they find someone/something seemingly popular. He caused quite a storm the first time he was on Live at the Apollo, so they thought "oh he'd be a great presenter of a variety show". No. He wouldn't. And not only because he's one dimensional, but because that type of show is SHIT and went out with the ark!
See entry for John Bishop - brilliant stand-up, shit compere!

Oh, and wasn't The Night Manager brilliant and popular? So people ask "will there be a second series?". No, you cunts - it was a fucking John Le Carre novel - there IS no sequel!!
 

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He's an example of the producers at the Beeb thinking they're on to a good thing when they find someone/something seemingly popular. He caused quite a storm the first time he was on Live at the Apollo, so they thought "oh he'd be a great presenter of a variety show". No. He wouldn't. And not only because he's one dimensional, but because that type of show is SHIT and went out with the ark!
See entry for John Bishop - brilliant stand-up, shit compere!

Oh, and wasn't The Night Manager brilliant and popular? So people ask "will there be a second series?". No, you cunts - it was a fucking John Le Carre novel - there IS no sequel!!
Though we keep getting sequels to James Bond and Ian Fleming died in 1964.
 

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It must be hard trying to be a comedian on tv these days, what with all the pc rules, and an army of sad tossers just waiting to take offence.
But having said that I do find Michael McIntyre to be particularly shite.
 

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It's so much easier to blame PC culture and snowflakes than wonder why you can't get bookings while Andy Parsons gets work
 

ajsccfc

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I have to admire him a little though. It takes a real determination to consistently have been the worst thing on Mock the Week, a show that somehow still gets made today despite commissioners having surely watched it.
 
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I have to admire him a little though. It takes a real determination to consistently have been the worst thing on Mock the Week, a show that somehow still gets made today despite commissioners having surely watched it.

Yeah but he has got the fake "you go, no you go, no ill go" when they go to the microphone down to a fine art by now.
 

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