Names that make you automatically hate someone (1 Viewer)

[skyblue1991]

What's in a name?

I have a meeting with a sales manager and his name is Jasper.

I've never met him before, never had a phone conversation with him, and yet I automatically think he is a wanker with a name like that.

Does anybody else do this? What names make you automatically hate the person?

 

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[Otis]

What's in a name?

I have a meeting with a sales manager and his name is Jasper.

I've never met him before, never had a phone conversation with him, and yet I automatically think he is a wanker with a name like that.

Does anybody else do this? What names make you automatically hate the person?

Yeah. Don't hate them as such, but take an instant dislike based on their name until I have spoken to them and got to know them better.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Tristan :vomit:

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

I don't trust people who don't use their name had an ex boss called Geoffrey but always wanted to be called Martyn nob head and Joe Hart who is Charles Hart.

 

[Alkhen]

Was literally just going to say Tristan! Bad luck for the new lad at my office too.

I gave him the benefit of the doubt but has subsequently shown he's a bit of a tit.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Was literally just going to say Tristan! Bad luck for the new lad at my office too.

I gave him the benefit of the doubt but has subsequently shown he's a bit of a tit.

It is normally the name of a toffee nose twat.

 

[SkyblueBazza]

What's in a name?

I have a meeting with a sales manager and his name is Jasper.

I've never met him before, never had a phone conversation with him, and yet I automatically think he is a wanker with a name like that.

Does anybody else do this? What names make you automatically hate the person?

Like Otis you mean? Lol

...onwards & upwards PUSB

 

[SkyblueBazza]

Actually - now you mention it...I work with a bloke with the surname Fisher. No further comment

...onwards & upwards PUSB

 

[Monners]

Never trust anyone with a first name for a surname.

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

Jack. No more needs to be said

 

[bringbackrattles]

Donald Trump likes to be known as "The Donald" wtf !

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Tim and Joy for obvious reasons

 

[NorthernWisdom]

had an ex boss called Geoffrey but always wanted to be called Martyn nob head

Well he was asking for trouble with that.

 

[Gazolba]

I've had bad experiences with guys called Vinnie or Angelo.

 

[robbieray]

Few bad experiences with people called Judge or Officer

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Well he was asking for trouble with that.

Should have included the to make it the nob head :banghead:

 

[rondog1973]

I've had bad experiences with guys called Vinnie or Angelo.

Are you a mob associate?

 

[shmmeee]

Man as a teacher there's so many. It makes naming my kids bloody hard, I'm glad I haven't had a boy because that's almost impossible.

Boys names:

- Callum
- Jordan
- Jake
- Anything misspelt (Kyel)
- Kane
- Nike

Girls:

-Jade
- Chantelle
- Lauren
- Anything misspelt
- Unique

 

[wingy]

Never trust anyone with a first name for a surname.

Owen Smith not sounding too clever.

 

[wingy]

Should have included the to make it the nob head :banghead:

Yeah cheeky bastard using a Y when I Is perfectly kosher.

 

[shmmeee]

Owen Smith not sounding too clever.

Yet still better than Corbyn.

 

[covmark]

Man as a teacher there's so many. It makes naming my kids bloody hard, I'm glad I haven't had a boy because that's almost impossible.

Boys names:

- Callum
- Jordan
- Jake
- Anything misspelt (Kyel)
- Kane
- Nike

Girls:

-Jade
- Chantelle
- Lauren
- Anything misspelt
- Unique

You surely haven't come across a kid called Nike?


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[Nick]

You surely haven't come across a kid called Nike?


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I would hope he wasn't a teacher any more if he did...

 

[covmark]

I would hope he wasn't a teacher any more if he did...

Nick, stop trying to be Otis.

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[robbieray]

Nike or Nick

 

[robbieray]

Nick, stop trying to be Otis.

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Why Otis ? I didn't realise he was funny

 

[Otis]

Why Otis ? I didn't realise he was funny

Me neither.

 

[Kingokings204]

Yeah normally it's a posh name for me like jasper like the OP or Edwin or archibald

 

[Nick]

Schubert

 

[Gaz71]

I find it awkward when someone introduces you to someone with a shit nickname and then expect you to start using it.

 

[Nick]

I find it awkward when someone introduces you to someone with a shit nickname and then expect you to start using it.

Even funnier if you keep saying it wrong

 

[Malaka]

Anyone who likes to be called by their full name
Steven, David, Richard etc and when they take the hump if you call them Steve, Dave or Dick, I mean FFS What is wrong with being called Dick?

 

[skyblue1991]

Anyone who likes to be called by their full name
Steven, David, Richard etc and when they take the hump if you call them Steve, Dave or Dick, I mean FFS What is wrong with being called Dick?

I get called Dick a lot, and my name isn't even Richard.

Why do people do this?

 

[Gaz71]

I get called Dick a lot, and my name isn't even Richard.

Why do people do this?

And me, and my last name isn't Head either!!

 

[Gazolba]

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Are you a mob associate?

No, but I once worked with a guy called Vinnie and we banged heads all the time. He hated me for some reason, I have no idea why.
And I once bought a second-hand car from a guy called Angelo and the car turned out to have all kinds of faults. Actually, I think he may have been a mobster, he had a very broken nose and we did the transaction in a fortune-tellers office.