I’ll start with the Everton fan Speedo Mick bodding up London Road about 10 minutes ago in his speedos.
He looked fucking freezing.
He looked fucking freezing.
Eddie The Eagle on Gosford street asking me and my dad for directions to Highfield Road.
He walked into my local in them but then reappeared 20 mins later fully clothed and was unrecognisable … all very odd
how do you know it was him?
Johnny Mad Dog Adair was stopping in the same hotel as me several years ago in Tenerife. I mentioned it to my brother when I got home who told me Adair was currently on the run.
Towards Southam and towards one of the Bakers farms I would guess. The Bakers are always playing with tanks in a field in that direction.Which way was he heading? (not that it makes any difference)
Out of town, towards Draycote Water. Wonder if he'd just popped to Sainsbury's?Which way was he heading? (not that it makes any difference
When I learned to drive, my Dad has a Fiat with a digital dash. Being Italian it'd go wrong from time to time, used to claim I was doing 227mph in that car park!
So your Dad could genuinely say "I don't know" if pulled over by the police & asked how fast he was driving
I was walking along the canal towpath one afternoon and spied a gentleman suspending himself by rope over the edge of the waterway and shitting into it. Quite the sight that.
There wasn't a bin full of chip wrappers near by was there?
Don't you teach in Northampton? Because I was at a gig there at the Dearngate and someone had one in the moshpit inside his jacket, (a ferret, not a kid).
Yep that’s right. Genuinely the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in a school. It shat in her school bag too.
A woman with a flimsy nightie on, and nothing else, jumping in front of my car to try to kill herself…. And no, it wasn’t my wife 
Years ago I seen Peter Ndlovu in a phone box outside the Wallace apparently he was seeing a woman who lived on Keresley road , And Wallace rd, Norman place road and most other roads in Cov !
It is, when I first saw him I didn't think anything of it then all of a sudden thought WTF ??
