Season ticket for the Villa - Poll (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

The poll you have all been waiting for .....

 

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[win9nut]

To those who have voted "not me", are you aware that to not not buy a season ticket means you actually will. (read the question carefully!)

I voted me, therefore I am not buying a season ticket for the Villa next season!

I expect you to post a photo of your season ticket as proof that you have fulfilled your promise!

 

[hill83]

Need it to be a public poll so we can laugh at the plonkers who didn't read it properly.

 

[Nick]

I didn't read it properly! Otis has had me there!

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

Too much time on your hands.

 

[colin101]

could you add Stourbridge cos I'm considering buying their season ticket next year. Play Up Stourbridge

 

[fernandopartridge]

could you add Stourbridge cos I'm considering buying their season ticket next year. Play Up Stourbridge

Off you pop, then. I hope you're not expecting empathy or sympathy.

 

[Otis]

could you add Stourbridge cos I'm considering buying their season ticket next year. Play Up Stourbridge

Is is the ground big enough for City to groundshare?

 

[bawtryneal]

Classic Otis, absolute classic
You should have added a vote for "getting one for Villa and for Wasps"

 

[bawtryneal]

Off you pop, then. I hope you're not expecting empathy or sympathy.

What about an enema

 

[dongonzalos]

Is is the ground big enough for City to groundshare?

Next season it will be
So will the Butts

 

[robbiekeane]

Weird

 

[idm1975]

Oh dear voted not me, does that mean i have to buy one now?

 

[Otis]

Oh dear voted not me, does that mean i have to buy one now?

You don't have to not buy one if you voted 'not me' to the question, no I will not be buying one.

 

[idm1975]

You don't have to not buy one if you voted 'not me' to the question, no I will not be buying one.

Huh??

 

[Otis]

Huh??

Don't ask me, it hurt my brain even just typing it.

 

[idm1975]

This poll isnt legally binding is it?

 

[Otis]

I won't batter you in court if that's what you mean.

 

[idm1975]

I won't batter you in court if that's what you mean.

Could you afford the juggernaut sisu legal team to do it? Just trying to gauge where i am at with this.

 

[Otis]

It's a 12 gauge I think.

 

[ccfc92]

I didn't read it properly! Otis has had me there!

Why doesn't that surprise me

 

[Nick]

Why doesn't that surprise me

Why are you saying it surprises you?

 

[ccfc92]

Why are you saying it surprises you?

It does not not surprise me

I think :nailbiting:

 

[Grendel]

Otis should get a job as a scriptwriter for Citizen Khan. Though I'm not sure his comedy ability is good enough.

 

[Otis]

Otis should get a job as a scriptwriter for Citizen Khan. Though I'm not sure his comedy ability is good enough.

Shouldn't that be 'comedic ability?'

 

[ccfc92]

Shouldn't that be 'comedic ability?'

 

[ccfc92]

Remember, you can click that GIF for the full sized version....

 

[Otis]

The day Grendel finds anything I say amusing is the day I give up, ccfc92.

 

[ccfc92]

The day Grendel finds anything I say amusing is the day I give up, ccfc92.

I heard the muscles required to smile were removed at birth, so carry on Otis

 

[Otis]

Maybe he's completely different in real life, but on here he is an argumentative, moody, stubborn, arrogant, humourless old scroat.

And that's just his good points.

 

[ccfc92]

Maybe he's completely different in real life, but on here he is an argumentative, moody, stubborn, arrogant, humourless old scroat.

And that's just his good points.

He may not be that old?

 

[Captain Dart]

The day Grendel finds anything I say amusing is the day I give up, ccfc92.

The day Grendel says anything amusing is the day the Earth stands still.
Even Nick says the odd thing that is mildly amusing but Grendel NADA!

 

[Otis]

He may not be that old?

No, I honestly don't think he is, but he comes across that way. To me anyway.

The way he talks on here he comes across as someone in his 50's, but I would guess he's quite a few years younger than that.

 

[Otis]

The day Grendel says anything amusing is the day the Earth stands still.
Even Nick says the odd thing that is mildly amusing but Grendel NADA!

Nick is very funny sometimes.

 

[Captain Dart]

Nick is very funny sometimes.

But is it deliberate or accidental :angelic: