Always followed by the shout, from the Keeper (usually whilst picking the ball out of the back of the net),'No one shouts "Keeper's" except for me!'
My personal favourite is "C'mon lads, we've got 'em rattled!", traditionally called after having just scored a goal, the opposition now only being 7-1 ahead with five minutes to play.
"Skin him_________"(insert name of teams best player who once did a stepover the previous season)
"Will the owner of the 60 plate white Astra van please move it from the emergency access gates without delay"
