The 5 greatest inventions/discoveries of all time! (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

1. Pizza

2. Baked Beans

3. Salted Caramel

4. Electricity

5. Penicillin


That's about it isn't it?

 

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[Bernie Rhodes Nose]

1. Football
2. Jerk seasoning
3. Vinyl Records
4. Microwave oven
5. Fish & Chips

 

[Ian1779]

1. Breasts

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

1. The disposable nappy
2. Tv
3. The person who worked out how to repair the imperforate anus as it saved my daughters life and made it more normal
4. Football
5. Car

Worst invention Rugby if I could go back in time I would go back and when Webb Ellis picked up the ball I would trip him up and kick the shit out of him.

 

[Pipehitterz]

1. Football
2. Jerk seasoning
3. Vinyl Records
4. Microwave oven
5. Fish & Chips

Microwave oven, I rarely use it.
I had a spate of doing veg in one but not anymore.
I could get Away without one in my kitchen for sure

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Internet

Another bad one the twat that invented the car tracker for company cars more big brother watching

 

[Otis]

Microwave oven, I rarely use it.
I had a spate of doing veg in one but not anymore.
I could get Away without one in my kitchen for sure

I love using the microwave for some things, cooking mushrooms and onions in particular.

Taste bloody lovely done in the microwave. Besides that it is just warming stuff up and defrosting only.

 

[trevelfarandwide]

1. Bacon
2. Fags
3. Earplugs
4. Morphine
5. Divorce

 

[Otis]

Shouldn't the morphine come after the divorce?

It usually does.

 

[trevelfarandwide]

Shouldn't the morphine come after the divorce?

It usually does.

No, never, never. In fact, my theory is that most male drug habits are the direct fault of females.

One has no need for morphine once the divorce is finalised. One is treading on fucking sunshine.

 

[Otis]

Was thinking you need the morphine to recover from the divorce.

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[trevelfarandwide]

Was thinking you need the morphine to recover from the divorce.

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It'd be rude not to, I suppose.

 

[skybluejelly]

1. The disposable nappy
2. Tv
3. The person who worked out how to repair the imperforate anus as it saved my daughters life and made it more normal
4. Football
5. Car

Worst invention Rugby if I could go back in time I would go back and when Webb Ellis picked up the ball I would trip him up and kick the shit out of him.

and now to wind you up... he didn't pick up the ball and run with it ..he caught the ball and ran with it..thus changing the rules..

ps i bloody hate rugby too

 

[Malaka]

1. Motorbikes
2. Sheftalia
3. Bondage
4. Weed
5. Coca Cola

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

1 Sky
2 Beer
3 Cheese and chorizo toasties
4 The cabbage soup diet
5 Coffee

 

[skybluejelly]

the wheel
electricity
the internet
human flight
reclining sofas

 

[Houchens Head]

Soft bog roll
The little light in the fridge
Blu Tac
Snake anti-venom
Egg cups

 

[Johnnythespider]

Football
Beer
Women
Suspenders
Time machine - still waiting for this one


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[Houchens Head]

Football
Beer
Women
Suspenders
Time machine - still waiting for this one


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One small problem that may arise..............

 

[Otis]

Football
Beer
Women
Suspenders
Time machine - still waiting for this one


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I've just come back to tell you it is happening in 2029. A Tuesday in June, about 20 past 3.

 

[skybluedan]

Calpol
Curry
Cannabis
And porn

And vapouring
And Fifa but not pes

 

[skybluedan]

Soft bog roll
The little light in the fridge
Blu Tac
Snake anti-venom
Egg cups

Ain't blu tac smurf shit?

 

[skybluedan]

I mean these are all good inventions and that but my inventions are just as good.....

 

[Gazolba]

1. Plastic
2. Steel
3. Artificial fibres (e.g.nylon)
4. Internal combustion engine
5. The airplane

Of course all of these are very bad for the environment so in the long run they will probably turn out to be the worst inventions of all time.

 

[Gazolba]

Worst inventions:
1. Taxes
2. Land mines
3. The EU
4. Drag nets for fishing
5. Dandelion and Burdock pop

 

[chiefdave]

No mention of the microchip yet? That's got to be up there.

 

[Otis]

No mention of the microchip yet? That's got to be up there.

Above or below pizza would you say?

 

[chiefdave]

Above or below pizza would you say?

Without the microchip I wouldn't be able to order a pizza from my phone!

 

[Johnnythespider]

No mention of the microchip yet? That's got to be up there.

And don't forget oven chips, in fact McCain products in general

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[Covstu]

1 curry
2 beer
3 cycling
4 football
5 computer games

 

[Monners]

1. Christmas
2. Cat Flaps
3. Laxitives
4. Triangles
5. Rubber gloves

 

[skyblue1991]

Arses
Tits
Vaginas
Sex
Blowjobs


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[Samo]

1. Sex
2. Drugs
3. Rock
4. &
5. Roll

 

[westcountry_skyblue]

1.Coventry City
2.Sunday roasts
3.Becks Bier
4.A good BJ
5.Punk Rock

 

[Red John]

Soapy tit wanks
Weed
French knickers
Golf
Shaven mots