That was top class.:emoji_clap: It was better then the game itself. I will forward it on to the hierarchy. I will pm you there response.
Glad to see those toilets still have their poetic charm. I decided to give them a miss on Saturday after my Cup game visit. Can’t have too much of a good thing!
My son who did make a visit on Saturday told me that,never mind the toilet, there was a queue for the near by bush. All for the bargain price of £27
My son who did make a visit on Saturday told me that,never mind the toilet, there was a queue for the near by bush. All for the bargain price of £27
Brilliant as always Mint and honestly some of the best sports writing I have ever read.
This for example is both very funny and inspired:
'........and admired the cistern stickers admist the streams of steaming urine spilling from happy Cov cocks. Songs bounced around the jubilant jungle of urea. A happy place for a few moments at least.......'
And I still remember the phrase "no monsieur" from the Max game - the story telling in describing that goal was just something else. Worth another read for anyone who missed it.
This for example is both very funny and inspired:
'........and admired the cistern stickers admist the streams of steaming urine spilling from happy Cov cocks. Songs bounced around the jubilant jungle of urea. A happy place for a few moments at least.......'
And I still remember the phrase "no monsieur" from the Max game - the story telling in describing that goal was just something else. Worth another read for anyone who missed it.
Late but brilliant
I do hope you apply this talent to other spheres Laurence.Profitable one's .
Hope I spelt it correctly.
I know mate. Complete slacker. I didn't actually go on Saturday, but I did neglect to write up the Birmingham game. Too much trauma I'm claiming.
Back to normal with Southend.
write when we're winning, you only write when we're winning :emoji_soccer: :happy::happy::happy:
