Unofficial and 100% ( honest guv) facts about Gus Hamer thread (1 Viewer)

[RegTheDonk]

Gus created the Earth in Six Days. The New Stadium, however, is a bigger challenge.

 

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[Rugby Sky Blue]

Gus yawned once and Bedworth Town centre collapsed to the ground. He passed wind and a Boeng 747 went down in the Himalayas.

I wish he would we could all do without Bedworth to be honest

 

[procdoc]

I wish he would we could all do without Bedworth to be honest

Better place than Drugby!

 

[Blind-Faith]

Best thread in a long time!

 

[Otis]

Gus thought about having his own thread, a thread was thus created.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Gus Hamer can hear sign language

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Gus Hamers calendar goes from the 31st of March to the 2nd of April , because nobody fools Gus Hamer

 

[Rugby Sky Blue]

Better place than Drugby!

Not sure that's true Rugby's not great but there is fuckall going for Bedworth.

 

[Otis]

One day everything will be named after him. So you will eat Moroccan gusgus and then apple pie and gustard and drink gush puppies, while sitting on a gushion, before then getting in your gus guzzler in order to drive to the gus garage, as a gustomer to buy gusoline and will have gustification for everything you do, unless you break the law and end up with a gustodial sentence.

Why? Becgus he says so.

 

[Otis]

And where do all City fans now get all their stuff from?

ArGus.

 

[wingy]

The question is...
Did he ever pick his feet in Poughkeepsie?

I'm bemused!!
Yet wonder if he allows the garra- rufa take care of that ?

 

[wingy]

Gus was hit by a lightening bolt once. He attached a note to the bolt and sent it back up, saying "Is that the best you got?"

Yep he don't even need Kryptonite!!

 

[Oggysstarjumps]

When Tim Berners-Lee invented the internet the world celebrated because this thread became possible.

 

[Otis]

God created man, but Gus created God.

Gus then told God off for making yellow cards "a thing".

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Hamer can light a barbecue with an ice cube

 

[Johhny Blue]

Yep he don't even need Kryptonite!!

He shits kryptonite

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

He shits kryptonite

And burps thunder

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Gus eats 4 shredded wheat in one sitting

Without milk

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Gus is the only person to pass the cinnamon challenge with a snow shovel

 

[Johhny Blue]

Gus gets calls from telemarketers trying to buy stuff from him

 

[mark_ccfc]

Gus once ate an apple through a tennis racquet, even though his teeth don't protrude at all.

 

[Johhny Blue]

When Gus scores he does his replays live

 

[mark_ccfc]

What does a pony need a divers watch for?

So he knows how deep he is when he is diving. Some people are sos tupid!

 

[shmmeee]

So he knows how deep he is when he is diving. Some people are sos tupid!

I don’t see how a diving horse is going to rescue people who are sos. His legs won’t bend the right way to pull them back.

And don’t call me tupid!

 

[the rumpo kid]

Gus shits bullets

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Gus can type 1000 words a minute as he can simultaneously type with his hands feet, nose and penis.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

The people that participate in the bull running event in Spain are unaware that the bulls are running from Gus Hamer

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

The Meridian date line is placed at wherever Gus is on the planet.

 

[mark_ccfc]

I don’t see how a diving horse is going to rescue people who are sos. His legs won’t bend the right way to pull them back.

And don’t call me tupid!

People who are sos are obviously sosages, horses (or ponies) can easily carry sosages in their mouths so they don't have to bend their legs. Sorry but it's so obvious I had to call you out on your answer which was the height of tupidity!

 

[Hutch11]

Gus is chewing a brick while he's looking at you

 

[Johhny Blue]

People who are sos are obviously sosages, horses (or ponies) can easily carry sosages in their mouths so they don't have to bend their legs. Sorry but it's so obvious I had to call you out on your answer which was the height of tupidity!

You tupid sosage

 

[Johhny Blue]

When Gus scores he does his replays live

If it was an own goal the fans would cheer anyway

 

[mark_ccfc]

When Gus two foots someone he leaves a calling card so they can contact him later to thank him.

 

[shmmeee]

Gus Hamers right foot is subject to UN inspections due to its status as a weapon of mass destruction.

 

[Otis]

Gus never has to shave. He just scares the bristles out with a glance in the mirror and an ever so slightly raised eyebrow.