Welcome songs for our Doug (2 Viewers)

[Covkid1968#]

I’ll start the warm Cov welcome off

Lord of the Dance…. Or fight fight whoever you may be …..if you aren’t religious and like your Stone Island…..
2 verses

Doug King, whoever you may be
It’s your money that bought Coventry
But it could be worse, you could be like Joy
Spending money on her new sex toy

Doug King, whoever you may be
Your workplace is near Coventry
But it could be worse, you could be like Tim
Talking shite with his big fat grin.

 

[shmmeee]

Dougie King
Dougie King
Dougie Dougie King
He’s got nice hair
Sits over there (point to directors box)
Dougie Dougie King

 

[shmmeee]

Super super Doug
Super Dougie King-o

 

[shmmeee]

(To the tune of you don’t know what you’re doing)

At least you’re not Seppala

 

[higgs]

There's only one man for this job @gruffskyblue sir

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[shmmeee]

Doug King
Whoever you may be
You have bought Coventry
It could be worse
You could be Mike
Refusing workers a fair pay hike

 

[rob9872]

We three kings of Coventry are
Robins on the touchline
Doug from afar
Wan was reading
But now he's bleeding
Too much pulling his meat in his car

 

[Nick]

Is anybody going to serenade him? I hope they go up to him in the concourse and get on one knee and sing one of these songs.

It would be so cool.

 

[shmmeee]

To the tune of Wet Leg Chaise Longue

Timmy, Joy finally
You went and sold Coventry
To a man we call the Big D
You went and sold us to the Big D
To the Big D
To the Big D
To the Big D
You went and sold us to the Big D

Hey Doug, over there
In the posh seats with the fancy hair
What are you doing, you stupid clown
We should be promoted by now

 

[stay_up_skyblues]

 

[ajsccfc]

Let's please never have sex toy songs about Joy Seppalla.

 

[RegTheDonk]

Dougie King
Dougie King
Dougie Dougie King
He’s got nice hair
Sits over there (point to directors box)
Dougie Dougie King

Eary doors but clear vote winner for me.

The same nickname would be fun too!

 

[matesx]

Don't trust him one bit.

Something isn't right.

Cant elaborate, just a gut feeling.

 

[hill83]

Don't trust him one bit.

Something isn't right.

Cant elaborate, just a gut feeling.

When we’re dancing on the ceiling

 

[matesx]

When we’re dancing on the ceiling

yeah

 

[Sick Boy]

Don't trust him one bit.

Something isn't right.

Cant elaborate, just a gut feeling.

What tune is that to?

 

[Seaside-Skyblue]

Don't trust him one bit.

Something isn't right.

Cant elaborate, just a gut feeling.

It could be because we just aren't used to getting very much good news!

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[It’sabatch87]

To the tune of Wet Leg Chaise Longue

Timmy, Joy finally
You went and sold Coventry
To a man we call the Big D
You went and sold us to the Big D
To the Big D
To the Big D
To the Big D
You went and sold us to the Big D

Hey Doug, over there
In the posh seats with the fancy hair
What are you doing, you stupid clown
We should be promoted by now

Love Wet Leg

 

[AOM]

Free Doug on the freelove freeway

 

[shmmeee]

CWR Breakfast with Phil Upton - Welcome to Cov: An 8 year old's song for the new Sky Blues owner - BBC Sounds

Welcome to Cov: An 8 year old's song for the new Sky Blues owner.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Shave me, Shave me, Shaaave me
Doug King has given us a loan
Shave me, Shave me, Ohh ohhh
We're City and we've got no home

 

[Greggs]

Don't trust him one bit.

Something isn't right.

Cant elaborate, just a gut feeling.

that doesn't rhyme

 

[Greggs]

your brother is a knob head
your brother is a knob head

 

[COVKIDSNEVERQUIT]

King, Cov band back in the 80s , Love and Pride.

 

[PUSB-We_are_going_up]

Its not for Douggie, but considering we got two double barrelled wing backs just thought it was an opportunity that cant be missed for a song. And I cant be arsed to start a new thread
(To the tune of scream and shout Will.I.am)

Brooke Norton-Cuffy’s on the Right
And Josh Wilson-Esbrand the left
We playin' double barrelled wing backs
We playin' double barrelled wing backs
Norton Cuffy bombing down the right
And Wilson Esbrand down the left
Double barrelled on both wings
Double barrelled on both wings

(repeat)

 

[13th_choice_seamer]

God Save Doug King

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

God Save Doug King

Surely has to be God Shave Doug King.

In fact, that can be the next charity fundraiser - Matty G getting rid of Super Dougie's lovely locks.

 

[Saddlebrains]

All of them are shit

 

[shmmeee]

All of them are shit

Oh no!

This was a super serious thread as well

 

[Saddlebrains]

Oh no!

This was a super serious thread as well

I'm sure you'll be ok

 

[shmmeee]

I'm sure you'll be ok

I can’t hear you over the burning of my “100 songs guaranteed to be sung on the terraces” notebooks.

 

[PUSB-We_are_going_up]

All of them are shit

I thought that was the point, meant to be a joke an all

 

[Greggs]

Doug King, whoever you may be, please sign some players for Coventry. Not a loan or not for free, someone like Darren Huckerby.

 

[SBT]

Unpopular opinion I’m sure, but the Doug King song is properly starting to grate on me now

 

[AOM]

Unpopular opinion I’m sure, but the Doug King song is properly starting to grate on me now

I was done with it after the first game tbh