GaryJones
Well-Known Member
I dont know what it is but I suddenly HATE Norwich City Football Club.
Am I the only one who now wants them to go down?
Why I feel like this is beyond me - they've never done anything to me personally - in fact I used to love our games at Carrow Road during the 70s and 80s - we always took a descent crowd and I always thought they were a descent honest team.
I used to like John Bond and I even liked the Green and Yellow colour coordination on the kit - they sold good pies and I liked the programmes too.
I was happy that they got promoted to the Premier League and I happily went about my day supporting the Sky Blues never giving Norwich City a second thought.
Now however something has changed!!!!!!!!!
I love it that they lost in the last minute at Leicester - in fact it actually cheered me up as I left the Ricoh on Saturday and thats saying something.
Am I being spiteful?
Do I need counseling for this sudden turn of nastiness?
I can imagine laying on the shrinks couch being asked when I started feeling this way - "it was on transfer deadline day"
What happened that day to bring on this psychotic episode Mr Jones? - "Norwich City signed James Maddison without me realising that they had become a bigger club than my beloved Sky Blues" - Now I want them relegated and I want them to fall into administration and have 10 no 30 points deducted. - I also want us to be promoted and thrash them 18 - 0 and buy back James Maddison and all there other good players - and I want us to buy Carrow Road and turn it into houses - with a Costcutter and a chippy and a pub called The Mercers Arms on the corner"
The Shrink then turns to me and says he cant help me - its a lost cause Mr Jones because as things stand Norwich City are and will always be from this day forward a bigger club than Coventry City.
"Mr Jones I suggest you try and forget about being promoted and being in the same league as Norwich City and concentrate on the present day, you are in Division 3 and they are in Division 1 and never the twain shall meet unless its in the cup".
"Now go and take your Green and Yellow pills and try and get on with your life".
Im learning to live with it - Im taking my happy pills BUT I STILL SECRETLY HATE NORWICH CITY!!
HELP.
Am I the only one who now wants them to go down?
Why I feel like this is beyond me - they've never done anything to me personally - in fact I used to love our games at Carrow Road during the 70s and 80s - we always took a descent crowd and I always thought they were a descent honest team.
I used to like John Bond and I even liked the Green and Yellow colour coordination on the kit - they sold good pies and I liked the programmes too.
I was happy that they got promoted to the Premier League and I happily went about my day supporting the Sky Blues never giving Norwich City a second thought.
Now however something has changed!!!!!!!!!
I love it that they lost in the last minute at Leicester - in fact it actually cheered me up as I left the Ricoh on Saturday and thats saying something.
Am I being spiteful?
Do I need counseling for this sudden turn of nastiness?
I can imagine laying on the shrinks couch being asked when I started feeling this way - "it was on transfer deadline day"
What happened that day to bring on this psychotic episode Mr Jones? - "Norwich City signed James Maddison without me realising that they had become a bigger club than my beloved Sky Blues" - Now I want them relegated and I want them to fall into administration and have 10 no 30 points deducted. - I also want us to be promoted and thrash them 18 - 0 and buy back James Maddison and all there other good players - and I want us to buy Carrow Road and turn it into houses - with a Costcutter and a chippy and a pub called The Mercers Arms on the corner"
The Shrink then turns to me and says he cant help me - its a lost cause Mr Jones because as things stand Norwich City are and will always be from this day forward a bigger club than Coventry City.
"Mr Jones I suggest you try and forget about being promoted and being in the same league as Norwich City and concentrate on the present day, you are in Division 3 and they are in Division 1 and never the twain shall meet unless its in the cup".
"Now go and take your Green and Yellow pills and try and get on with your life".
Im learning to live with it - Im taking my happy pills BUT I STILL SECRETLY HATE NORWICH CITY!!
HELP.
