No, but a curse makes Jacob Murphy shoot like a girl and Henderson fall over when through on goal.
A curse commands that Sam Ricketts be picked each week, otherwise darkness and suffering shalt be inflicted upon the Earth for 40 days and 40 nights.
A curse condemns Tony Mowbray to endure the face of a Chuckle Brother for eternity and a day.
A curse compels that though thou shalt shoot 27 times and control a game in a cup of tin pottedness, the opposition (Crewe) will score upon every breakaway.
A curse tricks you, so you sign a top, seasoned, experienced, first class defender, who in fact then turns out to be Peter Ramage.
A curse tricks you at every turn my friend.