I just laughed out loud when I saw this. (2 Viewers)

[Otis]

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Elf

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Job No:CFA/51074SOC Code:7212WageExceeds National Minimum WageHoursFlexibleLocationCOVENTRY CV1DurationTemporaryDate posted23 November 2011Pension detailsNo details held

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Would you like to work as an Elf with Father Christmas in his Grotto. As an Elf your duties would include 'Meeting and Greeting' children and their families, and assisting to ensure each child is photographed with Santa. You would also be entertaining queues, assisting with the Father Christmas interview, working the Till. Point, and refilling Santas sacks. Some experience in Customer Service is preferred, however not essential, as full training is given.

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Ohh bugger. Sorry, wrong forum.

 

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[SkyBlueScottie]

Otis, where is that posted? This looks to be an ideal opportunity to take the piss out of a short bloke at work.

 

[The soothsayer]

Whats so funny about it? Its good honest seasonal work, Ive been doing it many years. This and snow white is my bread and butter,and your a bit of a c**t for taking the piss.
Im sick of this "lets laugh at the dwarf" attitude, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. As a local entertainer I have enough to contend with, spoilt brat kids and abuse from drunks,now this from a wanker like you. Im a professional and can do without you jumping on the bandwagon of ridicule, sometimes I feel like handing in my outfit,whats the fooking point.

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

Whats so funny about it? Its good honest seasonal work, Ive been doing it many years. This and snow white is my bread and butter,and your a bit of a c**t for taking the piss.
Im sick of this "lets laugh at the dwarf" attitude, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. As a local entertainer I have enough to contend with, spoilt brat kids and abuse from drunks,now this from a wanker like you. Im a professional and can do without you jumping on the bandwagon of ridicule, sometimes I feel like handing in my outfit,whats the fooking point.

Ha ha ha Are you a 6ft tall man trying to work as a dwarf?

 

[ashbyjan]

Now now lets not look down on this opportunity - mighty oaks from little acorns grow

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

mighty oaks from little acorns grow

Unless they are Dwarf Oaks

 

[Astute]

Whats so funny about it? Its good honest seasonal work, Ive been doing it many years. This and snow white is my bread and butter,and your a bit of a c**t for taking the piss.
Im sick of this "lets laugh at the dwarf" attitude, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. As a local entertainer I have enough to contend with, spoilt brat kids and abuse from drunks,now this from a wanker like you. Im a professional and can do without you jumping on the bandwagon of ridicule, sometimes I feel like handing in my outfit,whats the fooking point.

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Will keep it short. Sorry to say but this is the funniest thing I have read for ages

 

[SkyBluesAndy]

Whats so funny about it? Its good honest seasonal work, Ive been doing it many years. This and snow white is my bread and butter,and your a bit of a c-unit for taking the piss.
Im sick of this "lets laugh at the dwarf" attitude, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. As a local entertainer I have enough to contend with, spoilt brat kids and abuse from drunks,now this from a wanker like you. Im a professional and can do without you jumping on the bandwagon of ridicule, sometimes I feel like handing in my outfit,whats the fooking point.

Not sure if serious...

 

[SkyBlueScottie]

Whats so funny about it? Its good honest seasonal work, Ive been doing it many years. This and snow white is my bread and butter,and your a bit of a c**t for taking the piss.
Im sick of this "lets laugh at the dwarf" attitude, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. As a local entertainer I have enough to contend with, spoilt brat kids and abuse from drunks,now this from a wanker like you. Im a professional and can do without you jumping on the bandwagon of ridicule, sometimes I feel like handing in my outfit,whats the fooking point.

no need to get on your high horse

 

[Nonleagueherewecome]

Whats so funny about it? Its good honest seasonal work, Ive been doing it many years. This and snow white is my bread and butter,and your a bit of a c**t for taking the piss.
Im sick of this "lets laugh at the dwarf" attitude, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. As a local entertainer I have enough to contend with, spoilt brat kids and abuse from drunks,now this from a wanker like you. Im a professional and can do without you jumping on the bandwagon of ridicule, sometimes I feel like handing in my outfit,whats the fooking point.

Have you been watching "Life's Too Short"? Bloody brilliant IMO.

 

[TheParsonsHose]

Otis, where is that posted? This looks to be an ideal opportunity to take the piss out of a short bloke at work.

The role of Santa has already been filled by Otis and this is his blatant recruitment drive in the run up to Christmas.

 

[Otis]

Whats so funny about it? Its good honest seasonal work, Ive been doing it many years. This and snow white is my bread and butter,and your a bit of a c**t for taking the piss.
Im sick of this "lets laugh at the dwarf" attitude, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. As a local entertainer I have enough to contend with, spoilt brat kids and abuse from drunks,now this from a wanker like you. Im a professional and can do without you jumping on the bandwagon of ridicule, sometimes I feel like handing in my outfit,whats the fooking point.

Maybe you should hand your outfit over to Warwick Davis then and let him have a go? :claping hands:

 

[Otis]

Otis, where is that posted? This looks to be an ideal opportunity to take the piss out of a short bloke at work.

Directgov. Search for jobs in Coventry area, arrange by date posted. Look at today's jobs. I do my search within a 15 mile radius of CV1. Had no idea Lapland was so close!




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