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Bruce the Boot

Bruce the Boot

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LOL.... no they take them back , the only thing she has left is her boots and an old hat which was de commissioned yrs ago .............
 
Gazolba

Gazolba

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Guess who:
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olderskyblue

olderskyblue

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Used to work with a guy who's 2nd wife was much younger, and an ex lingerie model.. He had a very nice photo of her "at work" on his desk. lots of meetings near his desk as I recall...

Met her at a company do once, she was very nice, and dressed to kill. Everyone there thought she looked great, except the other wives... ;-)
 
Otis

Otis

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olderskyblue said:
Used to work with a guy who's 2nd wife was much younger, and an ex lingerie model.. He had a very nice photo of her "at work" on his desk. lots of meetings near his desk as I recall...

Met her at a company do once, she was very nice, and dressed to kill. Everyone there thought she looked great, except the other wives... ;-)
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Going off on a slight tangent, I recall a big meeting at a former employer. People had come down from head office and it was a high profile concern.

The meeting room was large and had a number of glass windows down one side.

Anyway, in the middle of the meeting some unknown female visitor walked past the window and one bloke at the meeting, called Keith Spencer (we will call him Burt Smith here to protect his identity) glanced and saw her as she walked past the window and as she did so he suddenly blurted out 'Oh good God, I would fook her!'

The whole meeting went deadly silent for a second or two and the CEO of the company who was at the meeting, swiftly replied 'THAT is my wife!'

Cue gasps from around the table and everyone turned to Burt.

'Oh right, didn't know that,' says Burt, 'but I would still fook her!' :)
 
The Reverend Skyblue

The Reverend Skyblue

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Bruce the Boot said:
Lets see a picture of your boyfriend then ya nonce !


There s always one arse hole !!!
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Bruce, if you put a picture of your missus half naked you should be prepared for some negativity.
It's quite creepy putting a picture of your half nude wife on a football forum, what were you thinking.
What sort of replies did you think you would get ?
 
Bruce the Boot

Bruce the Boot

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The Reverend Skyblue said:
Bruce, if you put a picture of your missus half naked you should be prepared for some negativity.
It's quite creepy putting a picture of your half nude wife on a football forum, what were you thinking.
What sort of replies did you think you would get ?
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Whats there tobe negative about ? You obviously dont like beautiful women .
 
Sky_Blue_Daz

Sky_Blue_Daz

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There was a guy called Donkey george who used to drink in my mum and dads pub
He was a great bloke mad as a box of frogs but a decent bloke
Anyway he was incredibly well blessed in the trouser department
His party piece was it whip it out onto unsuspecting people's shoulder
I heard this story when I was a kid so may be a bit wrong but here goes He was in a bar on night when a glamour model from Coventry called Debbie ashby walked in to some club where George was
He barged straight over lifted her up over his head and apparently dropped her and she fell out of her dress
 
Nick

Nick

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Ha Donkey George! Bet he was irish jigging as well.

I bet your mum and dad's pint glasses were dirty from him putting it in them all the time.

He came away with us once, was off his tits by 8pm and sprained his ankle irish jigging and trying to kick his foot higher than a fruit machine. He sat on a stool irish jigging with one leg all night.
 
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Sky_Blue_Daz

Sky_Blue_Daz

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Nick said:
Ha Donkey George! Bet he was irish jigging as well.

I bet your mum and dad's pint glasses were dirty from him putting it in them all the time.

He came away with us once, was off his tits by 8pm and sprained his ankle irish jigging and trying to kick his foot higher than a fruit machine. He sat on a stool irish jigging with one leg all night.
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I've seen him clear a fruit machine with a jump
He's cleared a bar out when "the devil went down to Georgia" came on he was like a friggin dervish
He'd have been a hell of a kick boxer, his brother was pretty handy if I remember correctly
To be fair he was usually pretty well behaved in the pub
 
Otis

Otis

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The Reverend Skyblue said:
Bruce, if you put a picture of your missus half naked you should be prepared for some negativity.
It's quite creepy putting a picture of your half nude wife on a football forum, what were you thinking.
What sort of replies did you think you would get ?
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Yes, it is ridiculous, picture of your half nude wife on the internet!

You got any completely nude ones? ;)
 
CCFC Germany

CCFC Germany

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The Reverend Skyblue said:
Bruce, if you put a picture of your missus half naked you should be prepared for some negativity.
It's quite creepy putting a picture of your half nude wife on a football forum, what were you thinking.
What sort of replies did you think you would get ?
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I thought he was kidding... :wideyed:
 
Bruce the Boot

Bruce the Boot

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CCFC Germany said:
I thought he was kidding... :wideyed:
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That picture is no different to seeing anybodys wife in a bikini at the local baths or on the beach , Im proud to have a decent bird on my arm ! I bet nobody else dare put a picture of their Mrs up ??
 
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