Do you have a nickname for your missus that she is unaware of? (7 Viewers)

[Otis]

And if so, what is it?

My daughter and I call my missus Two. She is unaware.

Everything with her is it's 'too cold, or too loud, or too hot, or too controversial, or too far, or too late, or too much.'

 

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[Sky Blue Pete]

That's mean but

 

[skybluetony176]

And if so, what is it?

My daughter and I call my missus Two. She is unaware.

Everything with her is it's 'too cold, or too loud, or too hot, or too controversial, or too far, or too late, or too much.'

She told me it was too big

 

[bringbackrattles]

I used to call my ex missus the bitch under my breath.
And what do you know she turned out to be one !

 

[rob9872]

Yes ...... but only because she has dementia

 

[skybluedan]

Mum

 

[SkyblueBazza]

And if so, what is it?

My daughter and I call my missus Two. She is unaware.

Everything with her is it's 'too cold, or too loud, or too hot, or too controversial, or too far, or too late, or too much.'

Told me I was 'too good to be true'

...onwards & upwards PUSB

 

[Malaka]

Fucking bitch!

 

[olderskyblue]

I do have a nickname for her, but she is aware of it. I call her "my first wife" Keeps her on her toes..

Truth be told, I wouldn't want to try to train a new one at my age...

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

I dont have one for my missus, but she calls me daddy.

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[Nick]

I dont have one for my missus, but she calls me daddy.

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Don't let cid hear you say that

 

[skybluedan]

I do have a nickname for her, but she is aware of it. I call her "my first wife" Keeps her on her toes..

Truth be told, I wouldn't want to try to train a new one at my age...

There not as loyal as they used to be mate and I've had two put down now

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

There not as loyal as they used to be mate and I've had two put down now

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[skybluedan]

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Hahaha

 

[Red John]

Called my ex crone when she couldn't hear me....darling when she could!

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

Always call mine darling. Just with varying levels of sarcasm.

 

[Deleted member 5849]

The last one was the mentalist.

In the Alan Partridge sense of the word.

 

[Kingokings204]

I called my ex girlfriend "3 lips"

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I call mine the wrench, coz every time I see her my nuts tighten

 

[RegTheDonk]

Sugar Lump

 

[Otis]

Sugar Lump

Why wouldn't she know about that though? That's quite sweet.

If it was Big Fat Lump I could understand it more.

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Why wouldn't she know about that though? That's quite sweet.

Sugar lumps are indeed quite sweet.

Unripe mangos less so.

 

[Otis]

Sugar lumps are indeed quite sweet.

Unripe mangos less so.

You call your wife Unripe Mango's?

 

[dutchman]

mrs dutchman has no idea I call her "mrs dutchman"

If she's reading this she has no idea who I'm talking about and probably not even who I am!

 

[robbieray]

Fat ass

 

[dancers lance]

My Daughter calls the other half "Chief of the fun police"

 

[Otis]

My Daughter calls the other half "Chief of the fun police"

Oh, opposite of us then, cos my daughter calls the other half 'Destroyer of Fun.'

Chief of the Fun Police would be great. Much better than anti-fun surely?

 

[Houchens Head]

When I'm referring to her to other people it's 'er indoors. Otherwise, to her face it's, Hun, Chuck, or just Wend (her name's Wendy)

 

[Otis]

When I'm referring to her to other people it's 'er indoors. Otherwise, to her face it's, Hun, Chuck, or just Wend (her name's Wendy)

Your surname isn't Redredrobin by any chance is it?

 

[Houchens Head]

Your surname isn't Redredrobin by any chance is it?

No Otis. Close though. It's Boatcomesin!

 

[Houchens Head]

I also new a Mandy. Her surname was Lifeboatswe'resinkin'