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What three questions would you prepare for any new manager applicants to be asked by fisher during the interview
 

Bruce the Boot

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Have you got your own players ?
Can you lend us some money ?
Any good at laying bricks ?
 

ccfcway

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What would you say are the 3 biggest attributes a team needs to get out of this division
List me 10 non league players you think could make it in League One
Would you rather be a man with a dogs head, or a dog with a mans head
 
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Deleted member 2477

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Do you believe everything we tell you ?
Are you willing to take the blame for other peoples failure ?
What makes you different from the other 10 managers who have. Failed
 

skybluebeduff

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Tim Fisher:

Are you willing to nod your head and agree to everything?
Are you willing to sign this contract that states if you leave the club and talk about us, we'll take you to court?
Are you aware they we are not interest in the club, that you're just a pawn on our chessboard of shit?

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covroy

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What three questions would you prepare for any new manager applicants to be asked by fisher during the interview
do you give a fuck about cov
do you know the difference between a lie and the truth
is your arse big enough to take this
can you count?
 

the rumpo kid

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when was your last spell in a mental health unit ?
are you prone to suicidal thoughts ?
have you washed your arse this morning ?
 

COVKIDSNEVERQUIT

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What three questions would you prepare for any new manager applicants to be asked by fisher during the interview
No Questions, Fisher just sing's them a song and it goes like this, I'm a Small Tea Pot Short and Stout when I open my mouth SHIT COMES OUT.
 

Wyken Sky Blue

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1) Do you think Coventry City Council are cunts?
2) Do you think Wasps are cunts?
3) Do you think Bruce the Boot is a c**t?

If yes to all three:

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Nick

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Which made you most sad, the druggie on emmerdale dying or the dog on corrie.

Dog everytime, can't watch Marley and Me without getting stuff in my eyes.
 

Brylowes

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1. What is it you think you can bring to the table.
2. Do you own a table. If so can you bring it.
3. Do you think you could take it up the Butts, once maybe twice a week.
 
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robbiekeane

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What would you say are the 3 biggest attributes a team needs to get out of this division
List me 10 non league players you think could make it in League One
Would you rather be a man with a dogs head, or a dog with a mans head
Lmfao, just laughed and woke the gf up got me in trouble
 

Captain Dart

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Have you had a rectal examination before?
 

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