Light humour..What's the conversation? (1 Viewer)

[stevefloyd]

Do you fancy playing up front this week

 

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[Johnnythespider]

"Ok Joy let me get this straight"
"You say potaytoe and I say potartoe, you say tomaytoe and I say tomartoe"


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[King of the Lesbians]

"Tim, put the lightsaber down…we need to talk…"

 

[robbiethemole]

right then fatboy,where's all my money fuckin gone?????

 

[Bruce the Boot]

Timmy where's my helicopter like those Leicester chappies have ?

 

[I_Saw_Shaw_Score]

"Tim, put the lightsaber down…we need to talk…"

The winner for me!!

 

[COVKIDSNEVERQUIT]

Oh Tim you're not going to sing again, please Joy just one more time. Oh go on then make this the last time,

I'm a Small Tea Pot Short and Stout when I open my mouth SHIT COMES OUT.

Oh Tim I love it when you sing dirty to me it makes me go Weak at the knees.

Go Fisher Go SISU we don't want you here. :finger:

 

[Samo]

Tim: So... Sharks/Fins, Fins/Sharks... coincidence?

 

[Captain Dart]

What do you mean by an elaborate and cruel joke Tim?

 

[olderskyblue]

Joy: And the stupid judge still didn't realise I was lying through my teeth in court... Hahahaha (in a wicked witch voice)

 

[Ranjit Bhurpa]

"Half time entertainment here at the Ricoh with the John Travolta and Olivia Newton John tribute act singing Hopelessly Devoted to You"

 

[hill83]

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide!

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you

Now I'm in a whole new world with you

Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world
(Don't you dare close your eyes)
A hundred thousand things to see
(Hold your breath it gets better)
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be

A whole new world
(Every turn a surprise)
With new horizons to pursue
(Every moment, red-letter)

I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world
(A whole new world)
That's where we'll be
(That's where we'll be)

A thrilling chase

A wondrous place

For you and me

 

[chinamans view]

Is it time to turn the lights out now joy, No we need to hide some more tax debts still

 

[robbiethemole]

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide!

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you

Now I'm in a whole new world with you

Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world
(Don't you dare close your eyes)
A hundred thousand things to see
(Hold your breath it gets better)
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be

A whole new world
(Every turn a surprise)
With new horizons to pursue
(Every moment, red-letter)

I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world
(A whole new world)
That's where we'll be
(That's where we'll be)

A thrilling chase

A wondrous place

For you and me

you bloody old softy

 

[chinamans view]

I hid all the tax fiddles under the centre circle, Joy, where is that ?

 

[covroy]

i used to like to see a c**t................

 

[Houchens Head]

Me: I'd give 'er one! (I'd give 'er two if she begged!)

 

[higgs]

Does my bum look big in this

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[Houchens Head]

Joy: "So, Sam. The job's yours if you want it. There's lots of opportunities for, shall we say 'extra cash', so to speak."

 

[blueflint]

is that white line for sale

 

[Houchens Head]

Joy: "Tim, I'm about to reveal something to you."
Tim: "No Joy! Please! Don't get yer tits out again!"

 

[oscillatewildly]

"Joy, one day all this will be ou... Oh bollocks".

 

[covcity4life]

Tim: ok we are safe here joy
Joy: Juggy cannot hear us?
Tim: Nope. Not even his mate.
Joy: OK so my future plans for ccfc are.....

 

[Brylowes]

Tim: ok we are safe here joy
Joy: Juggy cannot hear us?
Tim: Nope. Not even his mate.
Joy: OK so my future plans for ccfc are Fucked...