Sorry that was me.My wife is always complaining about finding sperm in her hair.
She usually notices though after she's come home late at night, having been drunk all evening and dropped off in a taxi.
And it always happens when you are in a hurry!People who do what seems to be a year end tax return in their purse or wallet after being given a couple of clubs change.
Usually happens when there is a big queue, guy took just over two minutes to sort his change earlier, which is a life time when waiting in a queue
Every time, so it makes it seem like hours.And it always happens when you are in a hurry!
Without picking up I take it?Some absolute f*ckwit keeps letting his/her dog shit right at the end of my pathway and the are massive! I have just ordered a new 4mp ip camera to catch the b@astard. And I will post the footage to Youtube when I get it.
Nope, they just leave the massive thing steaming away at the end of my path, my kids have skidded through it a few times when we leave for school, it has to be a big dog (unless someone near me has a pet grizzly bear)Without picking up I take it?
We have a dog, first time ever and it is amazing how much dog poo you see not picked up.
(we always pick up before you ask. )
We only have a small cockapoo puppy whose poos are the size of small walnuts, so not us.Nope, they just leave the massive thing steaming away at the end of my path, my kids have skidded through it a few times when we leave for school, it has to be a big dog (unless someone near me has a pet grizzly bear)
My Brother-In-Law and wife bought a cockapoo last Sunday, it's their first dog and it's a lovely little thing, £1000 though?We only have a small cockapoo puppy whose poos are the size of small walnuts, so not us.
The thought had crossed my mind, I thought it could be some sort off the estate over the road but after investigating the offending scat I could find no trace of Pot Noodle or Greggs sausage roll, so I put that to bed.Sure it's a dog, and not the owner...?
He has also taken offence to me calling it a willyshit!Ours was £750. Most we saw were £850-£950.
This does Make me laugh. When I was a Kid, people had dogs like this because they were Free to a good home. NOW they cost a grand and are pedigree hahaMongrel dogs being given a fancy name - Half breed dogs are nothing but mongrels
Ours is too. Unfortunately she is racist and ableist.We've got a cockapoo too, she's mad as a box of frogs but great company
pick it up, follow him and post it through his front doorSome absolute f*ckwit keeps letting his/her dog shit right at the end of my pathway and the are massive! I have just ordered a new 4mp ip camera to catch the b@astard. And I will post the footage to Youtube when I get it.
That exact same thing happened to me last week on the M40 down to London.Dicks speeding up in the outside lane of the motorway to stop you pulling out. Usually in Transits, Merc Sprinters or Audis from my experience. Cocksuckers the lot of them.
People who wait at a pedestrian crossing and not press the button.
And people who keep pressing the button even though it is already lit up. Same too with lifts in shops.Also people who press the button and wait when there are no cars around
People who wait at a pedestrian crossing and not press the button.
Also people who press the button and wait when there are no cars around
In Germany and other countries its illegal to cross the road when there is no green man!
Also people who press the button and wait when there are no cars around
<snip> Same too with lifts in shops.
The thing doesn't come twice as quick because you have pressed more than once.
Nope. I agree.Tattoos.
Can somebody explain the appeal please? If you like the design of something why not have it as a phone wallpaper or a picture on a wall at home instead of 'inked' to your body for life.
Is it just me?
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Unless it is something like one small rose or heart, I completely agree.Tattoos on women put me off completely.