While the brothers are fighting... (3 Viewers)

[lapsed_skyblue]

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars (Oscar Wilde)

 

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[eastwoodsdustman]

Wax on. Wax Off.

 

[christonabike]

Tunes help you breath more easily.

 

[Bruce the Boot]

If theres grass on the wicket its ready for play

 

[lapsed_skyblue]

If you're drunk don't drive, don't even putt. (Dean Martin)

 

[georgehudson]

time flies like knives,
& fruit flies like bananas

 

[Nick]

Maybe you are born with it..



Maybe it's Maybelline.

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

whip it in,
whip it out
and wipe it.

 

[ccfcway]

two turkeys does not an eagle make

 

[lapsed_skyblue]

i'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

 

[Gosford Green]

A man with a dirty arse should not moan about the the state of the shit house.

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

If you can't fight. wear a big hat.

Actually, I quite like the idea of a big sombrero party protest at the Ricoh, away at M K Dons - wherever. Get some attention and have the craic at the same time!

 

[Captain Dart]

In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.

 

[lapsed_skyblue]

"We started badly then fell away" - Joe Mercer on a CCFC performance

 

[Johnnythespider]

Many a mickle makes a muckle

 

[Ranjit Bhurpa]

Confucious say 'beware of delicatessen owner, him speak with boiled tongue'

 

[oscillatewildly]

In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.

But in the kingdom of the bland it's 9 o'clock on ITV.

 

[bawtryneal]

Never trust a man in green trousers

 

[bawtryneal]

Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day.

 

[christonabike]

Never trust a man with a beard.




Or a woman in that case!

 

[albatross]

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

 

[albatross]

like a blind man in a dark room looking for the black cat that isn't there

 

[LastGarrison]

Guns for show
Knives for a pro

 

[rd45]

Whereof we cannot speak, thereof we must remain silent.

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

it's not the cough that carries you off, its the coffin they carry you off in .

 

[Brylowes]

A flashing indicator light only tells you one thing for certain,
The bulb works.

 

[Monners]

Two sheds are better than one

 

[oscillatewildly]

Golf sale.

 

[Covstu]

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.......

 

[Ricketts]

Deja vu

 

[oscillatewildly]

Deja vu

Didn't you say that earlier?

 

[covcity4life]

You better wake up, cos I need a man!

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

Two in the pink, one in the stink

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[Wyken Sky Blue]

You better wake up, cos I need a man!

Shape up*

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[covcity4life]

Shape up*

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Fucked it