Cow Puns Anyone?!?! (1 Viewer)

[Samo]

To moo or not to moo? That's the real question here!

 

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[Sky Blue Harry H]

Udderly pointless thread- close now, Nick

 

[Nick]

Udderly pointless thread- close now, Nick

I agree, it's being milked

 

[dancers lance]

What do you call a cow with no legs?





....Ground Beef.

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose.

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[Gaz71]

Why did the cow cross the road?..... To get to the udder side.

 

[SkyblueBazza]

What do you call a cow in a tree?

Just wrong

...onwards & upwards PUSB

 

[Samo]

Moosure for Moosure.

 

[Samo]

Beeflet.

 

[Samo]

Moocbeth (did i do that one?)

 

[Johnnythespider]

Beeflet.

I see what you did there

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[Samo]

A mood summer night's dream

 

[Samo]

The moo gentlemen of Verona (or the two gentlemen of Moorona)

 

[Samo]

The moory wives of Windsor

 

[Johnnythespider]

Anthony and cowpatra

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[Gaz71]

The moory wives of Windsor

Come on now...... It's pasture bedtime!

 

[Samo]

Anthony and cowpatra

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That's very good!

 

[stupot07]

Hearing all these puns was moosic to my ears

It really maid my day

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[stupot07]

Not sure if anyone's watching but Moo-se at Glastonbury is on bbc4

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[robbieray]

I like any moosicals

 

[Gazolba]

Udderly ridiculous.

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

Franck Moo-sa.

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[dancers lance]

Franck Moo-sa.

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You're just steaking the piss now!