Yakubu songs (2 Viewers)

[Skybluefaz]

Go on, brighten up the day with some lyrical genius. The funnier the better.

 

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[Skybluefaz]

To the tune of pinball wizard

Ever since he was a young man,
he scored a lot of goals,
From boro down to pompey,
He had a touch of gold,
But now he's at the city,
He's bound to score no more,
Yakubu's a sky blue,
And still only 34!

 

[fernandopartridge]

He's fat, he's round, the City's Wembley or League 2 or [name of established league 2 team] bound....

 

[ajsccfc]

Yakety Yak, he's big and black.

 

[shy_tall_knight]

He's big he's black
He's leading our attack
Yackuba Yackuba

 

[ajsccfc]

Largo al factotum della citta.
Largo! La la la la la la la LA!
Presto a bottega che l'alba e gia.
Presto! La la la la la la la LA!
Ah, che bel vivere, che bel piacere
Per un barbiere di qualita!
Please score some goals Yakubu, we're desperate

Ah, bravo Figaro!
Bravo, bravissimo!
Bravo! La la la la la la la LA!
Fortunatissimo per verita!
Bravo!
La la la la la la la LA!
Fortunatissimo per verita!
Fortunatissimo per verita!
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la la la la LA!
Seriously, we're right in the shit

Pronto a far tutto, la notte e il giorno
Sempre d'intorno in giro sta.
Miglior cuccagna per un barbiere,
Vita piu nobile, no, non si da.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la!
The bar hasn't been set high by previous signings

Rasori e pettini lancette e forbici,
Al mio comando yutto qui sta.
Rasori e pettini lancette e forbici,
Al mio comando uutto qui sta.
V'e la risorsa, poi, de mestiere
Colla donnetta... col cavaliere...
Colla donnetta... la la li la la la la la
Col cavaliere... la la li la la la la la la la LA!!!
I mean come on, Darius Henderson?

Ah, che bel vivere, che bel piacere
Per un barbiere di qualita!
Tutti mi chiedono, tutti mi vogliono,
Donne, ragazzi, vecchi, fanciulle:
Qua la parruca... Presto la barba...
Qua la sanguigna... Presto il biglietto...
Tutto mi chiedono, tutti mi vogliono,
Tutti mi chiedono, tutti mi vogliono,
Qua la parruca, presto la barba, presto il biglietto,Ehi!
Fell right on his fucking face he did

Figaro... Figaro... Figaro... Figaro... Figaro...
Figaro... Figaro... Figaro... Figaro... Figaro!!!
Ahime, che furia!
Ahime, che folla!
Uno alla volta,
Per carita!
Uno alla volta, uno alla volta,
Uno alla volta, per carita!
Figaro! Son qua.
Ehi, Figaro! Son qua.
Figaro qua, Figaro la, Figaro qua, Figaro la,
Figaro su, Figaro giu, Figaro su, Figaro giu.
And the less said about Marc-Antoine Fortune the better

 

[withnail]

You're going down with the City...

 

[chinamans view]

Attack attack wev got the yak.( A chant not a song)

 

[Dimi_Konstantflapalot]

To the tune of the Christian Eriksen chant Spurs have (loosely based on Agadoo):

Yaaaa-kuuuu-bu-bu-bu,
He’s our number 22,
Yaku-bu-bu-bu,
Gonna join us in League 2,

To the left to the right,
He’s the City’s dynamite,
When he plays up front for us,
He makes Tudgay look shiiiiite

 

[richnrg]

It's in the papers - it ain't trash,
SISUs spending all their cash,
He ate so much he got so fat,
And if he scores I'll eat my hat.
Yakity-Yak - Yakubu's back!

 

[Bernie Rhodes Nose]

It's in the papers - it ain't trash,
SISUs spending all their cash,
He ate so much he got so fat,
And if he scores I'll eat my hat.
Yakity-Yak - Feed the Yak!!!

Just a slight alteration.

 

[cov4theprem]

He's increased his girth, he lies about his date of birth, Yakubu, Yakubu...

 

[KG7]

Repost but

Aiyebeni Yakubu
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Aiyegbieni Yakubu
Nah nah nah nah nah nah

Ad infinatum




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[Hobo]

If you don't get on and score
You ain't going to rock n roll no more
Yakety Yak (don't talk back)