Football player in talks with Coventry (4 Viewers)

[AFCCOVENTRY]

My source tells me Coventry are in talks with a football player.

I won't reveal my source or tell you who it is. But this player has played football.

 

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[Skybluefaz]

My source tells me Coventry are in talks with a football player.

I won't reveal my source or tell you who it is. But this player has played football.

Does he have legs?

 

[withnail]

Is he a former player?

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

Does he have legs?

Yes. But I won't say anymore about his legs.

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

Is he a former player?

Yes he has played football.

 

[Robccfc87]

You better be right or "Off with his head"!

 

[no_loyalty]

Is he under the age of 40?

 

[Gaz71]

If you tell us what colour eyes he has will he sign for someone else ?

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

Is he under the age of 40?

I can't say.

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

If you tell us what colour eyes he has will he sign for someone else ?

You know that's a silly question to ask...

 

[oucho]

Let's see if this gets to 25 pages

 

[Otis]

My source tells me Coventry are in talks with a football player.

I won't reveal my source or tell you who it is. But this player has played football.

If it's a footballer I think I know who it is.

 

[Captain Dart]

Sauce?

 

[Esoterica]

Sauce?

That's the trouble with the internet.
It starts off with 'Spreading a rumour from my sauce' but My Source becomes My sauce. My sauce becomes A sauce, A sauce becomes Ass sauce. Then suddenly your wife leaves you, your neighbours turn on you, your family disown you and you're forced to emigrate to Czech Republic because they all think that 'There's ass sauce spreading from my room'.
And here I still am, 10 years later :wtf:

 

[Moff]

My source tells me Coventry are in talks with a football player.

I won't reveal my source or tell you who it is. But this player has played football.

Must be Robert Jarni.

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

If it's a footballer I think I know who it is.

Try and keep it to yourself.

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

That's the trouble with the internet.
It starts off with 'Spreading a rumour from my sauce' but My Source becomes My sauce. My sauce becomes A sauce, A sauce becomes Ass sauce. Then suddenly your wife leaves you, your neighbours turn on you, your family disown you and you're forced to emigrate to Czech Republic because they all think that 'There's ass sauce spreading from my room'.
And here I still am, 10 years later :wtf:

No he isn't Czech.

 

[Nick]

No he isn't Czech.

Are you sure? Might want to double Czech

 

[luwalla]

can you at least tell us what 5 year period he played for us between, so we can spend a few days narrowing it down to about 200 odd players and then all argue about which washed up pile of crap we are chasing !

 

[torchomatic]

Yes. But I won't say anymore about his legs.

Ah, so it's a he? that will narrow it down.

 

[I_Saw_Shaw_Score]

I've heard about this one! Won't say too much but is it the fella with the eyes, ears & nose!?

 

[Captain Dart]

I've heard Ketchup Town has made an offer for this player and he relishes the prospect of joining them.

 

[Otis]

Try and keep it to yourself.

I will. Even if I just give the 3rd letter of the first name of the wife's sister of this footballer I fear it may scupper the deal entirely.

For that very same reason I cannot tell you that this footballer shops at Waitrose.

 

[chiefdave]

But this player has played football.

An improvement on some of our signings in the past.

 

[Johnnythespider]

My source tells me Coventry are in talks with a football player.

I won't reveal my source or tell you who it is. But this player has played football.

If he's played football it's definitely not an ex player

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[stevefloyd]

Thats Daddys secret, I bet we have to buy him on hp, is his name estuary that has many river sources in it

 

[ajsccfc]

This one is DEFINITELY Josh McQuoid.

 

[sky blue john]

He was seen wearing a football kit of a team higher in the football ladder than us.

 

[stevefloyd]

Does he have green eyes? did he eat marmalade for breakfast once whilst listening to The marmalade on the radio...ohh its exciting another prospective signing we know fuck all about...is it Leon Best or Carl Baker? come on give us a clue

 

[stevefloyd]

Did he go shopping in Sainsburys once while sporting a Villa kit?

 

[ceetee]

I hope it's an an ex-ccfc player because if it isn't I won't have heard of him and he'll be no good

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

can you at least tell us what 5 year period he played for us between, so we can spend a few days narrowing it down to about 200 odd players and then all argue about which washed up pile of crap we are chasing !

He played in a year between the century football was invented and to current.

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

I will. Even if I just give the 3rd letter of the first name of the wife's sister of this footballer I fear it may scupper the deal entirely.

For that very same reason I cannot tell you that this footballer shops at Waitrose.

He does shop at Waitrose.

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

An improvement on some of our signings in the past.

That's why I'm excited about this guy.

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

Does he have green eyes? did he eat marmalade for breakfast once whilst listening to The marmalade on the radio...ohh its exciting another prospective signing we know fuck all about...is it Leon Best or Carl Baker? come on give us a clue

Ok.. his eyes are coloured. He likes strawberry jam while listening to The Jam on the radio.