Captain Dart
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LOL, I'm getting a definite deja-vu vibe going on here.
LOL, I'm getting a definite deja-vu vibe going on here.
I_Saw_Shaw_Score
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People sharing that dog with the maggots popping out of it on social media, I've seen it appear 20+ times in the last day and it automatically starts when im connected to wifi!
Not many things make me genuinely queasy but that video is something else!!
Not many things make me genuinely queasy but that video is something else!!
vow
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I'm assuming you're not gonna have fried rice for tea now?
skybluegod
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I know a couple of these have been mentioned but:
People who do 20 mph below the speed limit on single roads with no chance to overtake.
Dicks that weave in and out of traffic on motorways and dual carriageways, because they are impatient and dangerous arseholes.
And arseholes who are doing 60 in a 70, and then when you go to overtake properly, speed up so that you can't and then when you go back in behind, slow all the way down again.
If people can't tell it was a bad drive.
People who do 20 mph below the speed limit on single roads with no chance to overtake.
Dicks that weave in and out of traffic on motorways and dual carriageways, because they are impatient and dangerous arseholes.
And arseholes who are doing 60 in a 70, and then when you go to overtake properly, speed up so that you can't and then when you go back in behind, slow all the way down again.
If people can't tell it was a bad drive.
fernandopartridge
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I hate it too. The sort of simpletons who think McDonald's is the bees knees all seem to chuck the wrappers. Usually it's boy racer nonce types chucking it out of the car. Community repayment of every weekend of the month for every individual piece of litter would be how i dealt with it.
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Liquid Gold
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McDonalds in general is a horrible place. They always seem to have litter all around, attract some twats and stink out a whole street.
covmark
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Haha what the fuck?? I've never seen that. You've got to be a special kind of idiot to do that.
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eastwoodsdustman
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I must confess to weaving in and out, well to be more specific, undertaking on the motorway. I only do it to people who insist on sitting in the middle lane when its clear on the inside lane and they have no need to be in the middle. did it to someone this morning who put his hands up in 'astonishment' I pointed to the inside lane back at him but fear it was beyond him.
Otis
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You need to stop going to Cosmo and go somewhere with a bit higher a hygiene rating.
skybluegod
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Yeah people sitting in the middle lane pisses me off as well, or even the outside lane when there is nobody in the middle one. People think they are better drivers so can get away with driving like cunts.
Still don't approve of the undertaking
but can understand in that case!
Sick Boy
Super Moderator
Haha he looked like something out of Stella street.
Nick
Administrator
Still doesn't beat the scrawny lad in a Hulk Hogan vest I saw who kept flexing in the mirror.
covcity4life
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skybluegod
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Wow Stephen hawking!? That would explain the shit spelling all the time too!
Gazolba
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All you guys getting annoyed by other road users need to just accept that you have no control over who else is sharing the roads.
Just leave 10 minutes earlier, calm down and you won't need to be worried about the slowcoaches and red traffic lights.
Let other people be annoyed at you, instead of you at them.
You'll arrive at your destination calm and refreshed instead of angry and jittery.
And you'll probably live longer.
Just leave 10 minutes earlier, calm down and you won't need to be worried about the slowcoaches and red traffic lights.
Let other people be annoyed at you, instead of you at them.
You'll arrive at your destination calm and refreshed instead of angry and jittery.
And you'll probably live longer.
Astute
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I do 30,000 miles or more a year. Most of it is long journeys. Should I leave an hour or so earlier on longer journeys in case I get behind people that can't drive very well?
Mine is people that stand or sit behind me then moan they can't see past me. It isn't my fault that I am bigger than nearly everyone else. Go find yourself someone small to get behind.
Otis
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That's why I have driven an automatic for the past 7 years. Would never go back now.
Also gives me a free foot to tap along to Shania Twain.
Astute
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Automatics are good for city driving. I have one for long journeys and when going places where the traffic can be bad. But you can't beat a manual box on a winding road. You choose what gear you want when you want it. And auto's are not good in ice or snow. You can't use engine breaking. The biggest nightmare in slippery conditions is an automatic rear wheel drive. Quicker to walk and much safer.
Otis
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Had no idea about the ice or snow. I am a very, very casual driver and for me a car is just a metal box to get from point A to B. Really not interesed in the gears to be honest and never interested in putting my foot down, no matter how clear the roads are. Even when I had a manual I would only use the gears really to get going and to come to a stop, besides that it was pretty much just stick it in 4th and that's it.
Never heard of a rear wheel drive. Heard of 4 wheel drive, but never rear wheel.
As you might deduce, I know very, very little about motor vehicles.
Even when I had a manual I would only use the gears really to get going and to come to a stop, besides that it was pretty much just stick it in 4th and that's it.Never heard of a rear wheel drive. Heard of 4 wheel drive, but never rear wheel.
As you might deduce, I know very, very little about motor vehicles.
rondog1973
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Once went to a Cov game away at West Ham about 20 years ago. Travelled by coach (Harry Shaw I think) on my own and took a seat by the window. 3 girls got on, 2 Sat on the seat behind me and the elephantine 1 of the 3 Sat next to me. All throughout the journey she was turning round to her mates yapping away, the content of which was so stupid it induced spasms. Worse was to come however as she proceeded to open a packet of pickled onion Monster Munch and happily cement mixed away not more than 4 inches from my right ear whilst she continued dribbling to her friends. There was no escape as the batteries had failed on my Walkman and the coach was full.
Journey from hell I tell you....
Liquid Gold
Well-Known Member
That don't impress me much
Nick
Administrator
People who walk really slowly over crossings, people who are too busy looking at their phones to see it's on the green man and then look up and want to walk slowly across even though it's on green for drivers by that time.
Yes, you will get the horn blasted at you at 7.30AM you pricks.
Yes, you will get the horn blasted at you at 7.30AM you pricks.
Otis
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People who stand still on stairs thinking they are escalators.
Otis
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What I don't like is when someone is waiting to cross the road and you kindly stop to let them across and then they amble across really, really, really slowly. And I am not talking old people here!!
Just because you have a walking stick doesn't mean you have to milk it!!! Grrr!!
Nick
Administrator
Yep, does my head in.
Add to that, people who have all the time in the world to do stuff so just do everything slowly.
Otis
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Nick
Administrator
Ooh, you just described me.
No, I know who you mean. The potterer abouters.
They are the ones! They should only be allowed out between 10AM - 4PM while most people are at work.
Otis
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Yeah, but then I have to encounter them. That's when I'M about!
See quite a few old people with new or newish cars pottering about on the roads at 26 and a half miles a hour and wandering round Tesco's aimlessly, chatting about their cousin Vernon's boils and chapped skin.
See quite a few old people with new or newish cars pottering about on the roads at 26 and a half miles a hour and wandering round Tesco's aimlessly, chatting about their cousin Vernon's boils and chapped skin.
jimmyhillsfanclub
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Extortionate delivery charges for firework packs.......WTF........its not nitroglycerine you greedy robbing bastards......
Ian1779
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I wasn't flexing.... merely warming up.
covcity4life
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ccfctommy
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Your joking surely? What gym!?