The 'not so obvious' hot babes thread! (15 Viewers)

[Ranjit Bhurpa]

Did you watch tonight?
We need to start wolfing down 16kg's of mangoes a day and a red onion or two to keep the gout away!B-) :'(
Bit of a looker and very girl next door.

Reckon that lot every day would keep more than the gout away Wingy.
Mind, I wouldn't say no to the lass spoon feeding me chunks of mango, could get to like it

 

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[Otis]

I don't get the nurses uniform vibe at all


My wife's a nurse and there's nothing more unromantic then someone coming in smelling of blood, sick, piss and turds


Mind you she smells like that before she goes to work too .

I'm sure I saw a website the other day called 'Blood, Sick, Piss and Turds.'

I think I was looking for the band Blood, Sweat and Tears, but you know the internet and its auto suggestions.

 

[richnrg]

I'm sure I saw a website the other day called 'Blood, Sick, Piss and Turds.'

Tory cabinet Intranet site?

 

[Otis]

Tory cabinet Intranet site?

No, that one was called 'The Spin, the Lies, the Toffs, the Dominatrix and the Nazi Uniform Pimms Spankathon.'

 

[richnrg]

Blood


Sick


Piss


Turds

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

It's gone quiet around here.

 

[Otis]

It's gone quiet around here.

I'm waiting til Theresa May gets her kit off.

 

[Skyblueweeman]

What a male, chauvinistic and demeaning thread. Shame on you all.

 

[Skyblueweeman]

Alexandra Daddario
The red head from 'Suits'

 

[wingy]

Nigellas back on the box tonight and looking hotter than ever!! B-)

 

[Grendel]

Nigellas back on the box tonight and looking hotter than ever!! B-)

It’s amazing what TV can do

 

[wingy]

Yeah but they reckon it puts pounds on you, she looks like she's shed a few.
Then there's the subdued lighting and my knackered eyes, without HD too.

 

[vow]

Yeah but they reckon it puts pounds on you, she looks like she's shed a few.
Then there's the subdued lighting and my knackered eyes, without HD too.

Love the way she smashes them there taters.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

The girl off gogglebox who's also in the talktalk advert

 

[Nick]

The girl off gogglebox who's also in the talktalk advert

The one who looks like her brother?'

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

She's a good looking girl her brother on the other hand ....

 

[Ian1779]

Nigella Lawson - in fact the only thing missing from her cookery show is a cut scene of her massaging soap suds into her breasts whilst washing up her crockery.

 

[Sick Boy]

Nigella Lawson - in fact the only thing missing from her cookery show is a cut scene of her massaging soap suds into her breasts whilst washing up her crockery.

Haha I take it BBC2 was on earlier?

 

[Ian1779]

Haha I take it BBC2 was on earlier?

Just left it on after the cup draw.... definitely a better watch!

 

[olderskyblue]

Nigella Lawson - in fact the only thing missing from her cookery show is a cut scene of her massaging soap suds into her breasts whilst washing up her crockery.

You haven't seen that episode then??

 

[Otis]

You haven't seen that episode then??

Oh yeah, the Soapy Tit Wank with Jasmine and Honey Cous Cous episode.

Remember it well.

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

My dentist.

 

[Mr Panda]

Alexandra Daddario
The red head from 'Suits'

This girl is definitely an obvious babe. Check her out in season one of true detective.

I'd break my own mum's legs just to accidentally brush past her tit.

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

This girl is definitely an obvious babe. Check her out in season one of true detective.

I'd break my own mum's legs just to accidentally brush past her tit.

Never heard (or seen her) but that made me laugh......

 

[Houchens Head]

This girl is definitely an obvious babe. Check her out in season one of true detective.

I'd break my own mum's legs just to accidentally brush past her tit.

Trying to work out why you'd want to brush past your mum's tit? :emoji_thinking:

 

[Johnnythespider]

"Two large whites whisked to soft peaks"
Ooh Nigella

 

[dutchman]

Captain Tilly of the alternate universe USS Discovery:

 

[Gazolba]

Alexandra Daddario
The red head from 'Suits'

Had to look her up, pretty spectacular:

 

[Otis]

So an obvious babe then?

 

[Gazolba]

I'm a big fan of female tennis players.
How about Belinda Bencic? She looks fabulous on the court and in street clothes. Fantastic smile too. And she can play tennis!

 

[Corrado]

Quite obvious but Anne Hatherway is my new favourite.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I’d still live a crack at Cathy Barry

 

[Otis]

Jessica Knappett.

First time I ever saw her was on Taskmaster and I thought 'who is the gawky, odd and awkward, lanky looking thing?'

Still don't find her pretty, but when I watch her I feel I could instantly fall in love with her.

She has charm and is full of effervescent bubbles and I reckon I would just never stop hugging her.

Don't even find her that funny, but I can't see how you would do anything but smile when you're in her presence.

Wish the world had more Jessica Knappett's in there.

I just adore fun, smiley people. It's what attracts me to Grendel so much.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

She has charm and is full of effervescent bubbles

I'll be using that one in future.

Oh and 2018 Jessica Simpson

 

[richnrg]

Jessica Knappett.

First time I ever saw her was on Taskmaster and I thought 'who is the gawky, odd and awkward, lanky looking thing?'

Still don't find her pretty, but when I watch her I feel I could instantly fall in love with her.

She has charm and is full of effervescent bubbles and I reckon I would just never stop hugging her.

Don't even find her that funny, but I can't see how you would do anything but smile when you're in her presence.

Wish the world had more Jessica Knappett's in there.

I just adore fun, smiley people. It's what attracts me to Grendel so much.

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bit TOO close, that close-up.