matesx
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Several pairs of bollox?
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Several pairs of bollox?
I believe it was a group effort.
Johnnythespider
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There was only 2 of them, have you any idea how many wanks that is.
mark_ccfc
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Why was this thread called imminent - can someone remind me?
Wham were in the adjoining recording studio and helped assist, they took inspiration in writing the song ‘Wank me off before you go-go’ before record label bosses made them change the original title of the song.
Johnnythespider
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Apparently the Kajagoogoo lads were asked but they were Too Shy
I think Dexy’s midnight runners also got the heads up but were too busy with Eileen
Astute
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Pint pot half full?
Otis
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I reckon there was a slightly deaf person involved here and anytime anyone asked him anything he just came out with 'Come again?' And so they all did.
Soon made a pint and in fact had some leftovers that they had to freeze for the royal family to use for future generations.
That's why some are ginger and some are bald (and that's just the girls).
Soon made a pint and in fact had some leftovers that they had to freeze for the royal family to use for future generations.
That's why some are ginger and some are bald (and that's just the girls).
hopesprings
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I think it was something to do with Tim showing us plans for the new stadium......
Monkeyface
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Now there's a wanker that could fill a pint glass!
pastythegreat
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D'ya think? I doubt that c**t could fill a pint glass with piss let alone spunk!
He strikes me as the sort of bloke that sits down to piss!
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King of the Lesbians
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227. I googled it...honest!
Otis
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Or just one if it is Cumblast City.
I reckon there it is about 25 litres per payload.
Is that one man wanking 227 times or 227 men wanking simultaneously into a pint glass?
superskyblue
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Nowt wrong with that. If you've got time why wouldn't you?
Monkeyface
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Absolutley, at home anyway!
King of the Lesbians
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It was just m....er......it didn't say...:angelic:
christonabike
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Back on track anyway......
Used to poke a girl from Finham who used to like me to strangle her! WTF! I gave up in the end as Shaw Taylor would have me in the next show. For fook sake she said tighter and tighter she almost went blue that was me done it put me right off my vinegar stroke.
Left by the bedroom window as her dad was a PT instructor for the army and didn’t fancy meeting him on the way down the stairs 2am in the morning!
Now fanny farts are a different thing.......
Used to poke a girl from Finham who used to like me to strangle her! WTF! I gave up in the end as Shaw Taylor would have me in the next show. For fook sake she said tighter and tighter she almost went blue that was me done it put me right off my vinegar stroke.
Left by the bedroom window as her dad was a PT instructor for the army and didn’t fancy meeting him on the way down the stairs 2am in the morning!
Now fanny farts are a different thing.......
mark_ccfc
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Bergerac will never be the same for me again.
Sbarcher
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If you have lived on your own and fed up washing your splashes off the lav and the surrounding area, it makes perfect sense. Also allows you to get a bit more reading time in.