End of racism in this country, hoorah!! (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

We're all black!



Cheddar Man: DNA shows early Brit had dark skin - This is the face of a prehistoric Brit

Maybe we should all tell ourselves to get the fook out of our country.

 

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[Nick]

That phase I had where I thought I could be mates with 2pac, DRE and P Diddy wasn't just a phase after all.

To all those who mocked my doo rag and need to blast rap music but be a gimpy white teenager.

 

[Liquid Gold]

I see people are kicking off about this already. One guy thinks it's part of the BBC agenda and it will come out that all early Britons were trans too now. Some people have a distinct problem with facts if they don't match their world view.

 

[NorthernWisdom]

I see people are kicking off about this already. One guy thinks it's part of the BBC agenda and it will come out that all early Britons were trans too now. Some people have a distinct problem with facts if they don't match their world view.

Your intellectual racist would point out that this proves white people are an evolution

 

[Liquid Gold]

Your intellectual racist would point out that this proves white people are an evolution

Nah, I've got mine ringing up Otis pretending to be a cold caller and recording his mad conversations.

 

[Nick]

Who honestly cares though if a far distant descendent had dark skin?

Did they expect all "White brits" to have descendants with bulldogs tatoo'd on their calf, england in olde english in forearm and their DNA to be 100% "white british".

I always thought that most people's DNA if they go back far enough is all mixed anyway or am I just falling for the Ancestry adverts telling me to find out where I am really from?

 

[Sick Boy]

I see people are kicking off about this already. One guy thinks it's part of the BBC agenda and it will come out that all early Britons were trans too now. Some people have a distinct problem with facts if they don't match their world view.

Haha I've always wondered what the BBC agenda is.

 

[Otis]

Who honestly cares though if a far distant descendent had dark skin?

Exactly. I am absolutely fine with it, but some will indeed be outraged and offended.

I am every happy with the knowledge and am now pacing about the front room formulating a new walk as we speak.

 

[Covstu]

Some people are just idiots. I found stuff like this really interesting personally

 

[Nick]

Exactly. I am absolutely fine with it, but some will indeed be outraged and offended.

I am every happy with the knowledge and am now pacing about the front room formulating a new walk as we speak.

I still can't see what there is to be offended about. These people probably love a chinese and drink stella.

 

[ajsccfc]

Cheddar Man is a pretty cool nickname. Reminds me of Judderman though, that ad shit me right up.

 

[Nick]

Dare you to say Cheddar Man 5 times in the mirror.

 

[Otis]

I think anyone who is offended is a moronic idiot and yeah, Cheddar Man is cool.

 

[clint van damme]

gutted to know by ancestors had dark skin yet I've evolved as white as a sheet and burn to fuck on holiday even when plastered in sun block 1 grade down from axle grease.

 

[Nick]

gutted to know by ancestors had dark skin yet I've evolved as white as a sheet and burn to fuck on holiday even when plastered in sun block 1 grade down from axle grease.

I bet they could have a flat top too.

I was baffled as a kid why I couldn't have one. Asked for one every time, every time I ended up with a bowl haircut.

 

[Liquid Gold]

You're probably very unlikely to be related to the first wave of migrants to come here anyway given that there has been an almost constant stream of immigration since. I'd love to get one of those DNA tests done and see what my genetic makeup consists of.

 

[Otis]

You're probably very unlikely to be related to the first wave of migrants to come here anyway given that there has been an almost constant stream of immigration since. I'd love to get one of those DNA tests done and see what my genetic makeup consists of.

I am guessing part pterodactyl, part sea slug, with just an impending hint of sky blue.

 

[Macca]

Interesting but I always think anything that is claimed to have happened 1000's of years ago is guess work and will ultimately be proved bollocks in the future

 

[Macca]

Always think that ancient man rearranged dinosaur fossils just to fuck with our heads

 

[Liquid Gold]

Daily Mail comments on the 'Cheddar Man' story don't disappoint

 

[clint van damme]

Daily Mail comments on the 'Cheddar Man' story don't disappoint

surely the most perplexing thing about this story is that someone they've christened cheddar man isn't actually made of cheese.

 

[Colin1883]

We're all black!



Cheddar Man: DNA shows early Brit had dark skin - This is the face of a prehistoric Brit

Maybe we should all tell ourselves to get the fook out of our country.

Out of Africa, literally means ...

So no surprise really

 

[dutchman]

Out of Africa, literally means ...

So no surprise really

That theory has been challenged recently:

Ancient skull found in China rewrites human history | Daily Mail Online

 

[Otis]

Daily Mail comments on the 'Cheddar Man' story don't disappoint

Daily Mail never lets you down does it.

Maybe Virgin trains should reinstate the Mail ban on its trains. After all, it's always good to have something to point and laugh at.

 

[dutchman]

We're all black!



Cheddar Man: DNA shows early Brit had dark skin - This is the face of a prehistoric Brit

Maybe we should all tell ourselves to get the fook out of our country.

And yet according to an earlier reconstruction he looked like this:

Creating a lifelike Neanderthal

 

[Otis]

And yet according to an earlier reconstruction he looked like this:

Creating a lifelike Neanderthal

6 years ago. Technology moves forwards.

You're not suggesting that someone has faked this latest find for political correctness and appeasement are you?

 

[martcov]

And yet according to an earlier reconstruction he looked like this:

Creating a lifelike Neanderthal

It says 70000 years ago. The Cheddar man is not a Neandertal and is from 10000 years ago. Two entirely different things.

 

[Gazolba]

There will always be racism. People naturally gravitate toward people similar to themselves and these days that is classified as racism.

 

[Otis]

What??

 

[dutchman]

I loved Jonathan King's prediction that "If the world consisted entirely of identical twins, we'd still have racism".

 

[Otis]

I loved Jonathan King's prediction that "If the world consisted entirely of identical twins, we'd still have racism".

Yeah, that might be quite funny if it made any sense.

 

[dutchman]

Yeah, that might be quite funny if it made any sense.

He obviously meant 'clones' but I understood perfectly what he meant so didn't alter it.

 

[Ian1779]

And yet according to an earlier reconstruction he looked like this:

Creating a lifelike Neanderthal

The Lloyds case has really taken a toll on Noel Edmunds

 

[Earlsdon_Skyblue1]

I see people are kicking off about this already. One guy thinks it's part of the BBC agenda and it will come out that all early Britons were trans too now. Some people have a distinct problem with facts if they don't match their world view.

To be honest they have a point. There was an article from the BBC today pushing the agenda on men wearing makeup.

 

[Liquid Gold]

To be honest they have a point. There was an article from the BBC today pushing the agenda on men wearing makeup.

That's probably your targeted ads at work again.