Life's guilty pleasures (5 Viewers)

[robbieray]

Having a soapy wank about an attractive neighbour?

Thought
I seen u staring at me when I mow the lawn

 

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[robbieray]

The smell of rubber

 

[robbieray]

Michele Dewsbury Sky

 

[dancers lance]

Lorraine Pascale

 

[skybluedan]

Tangfastics

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Butterscotch Angel Delight.

 

[Sick Boy]

Status Quo

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Status Quo

Fucking hell, that's just sick, man.

 

[skybluedan]

Fucking hell, that's just sick, man.

Real sick that.

 

[skybluedan]

Trouble is I'm a truck driver so most of the time I have no choice

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I always thought truck drivers shit in bags ? Someone should invent a truck seat commode

 

[Samo]

I always thought truck drivers shit in bags ? Someone should invent a truck seat commode

Or a truck driver with some sense of self respect

 

[vow]

Drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser, pre drink style........as i'm a Real Ale man.

Gotta add Bud Light to my guilty pleasure....

 

[I_Saw_Shaw_Score]

CCFC & CRFC winning & the landlords from CV6 losing.

 

[Otis]

CCFC & CRFC winning & the landlords from CV6 losing.

And City winning and just about every single rival dropping points.

Nowt sweeter than that.

 

[Bumberclart]

A big shit, followed by a clean wipe.
Just feels like you're winning at life when that happens.

Getting a throughie ina car park.

 

[vow]

Getting a throughie ina car park.

A what-ie?
Or is it some type of Dogging term?

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Mini eggs, in fact mocking a bit of the kids Easter eggs

 

[Bumberclart]

A what-ie?
Or is it some type of Dogging term?

A parking spot that you can drive in and out of without reversing.
I'd hate to thing what it means in the dogging world. :couchpotato:

 

[olderskyblue]

A parking spot that you can drive in and out of without reversing.
I'd hate to thing what it means in the dogging world. :couchpotato:

Or maybe worse, buying your ticket to exit, and then find the barriers permanently raised anyway..!!

 

[Bumberclart]

Or maybe worse, buying your ticket to exit, and then find the barriers permanently raised anyway..!!

Now that REALLY boils my piss!

 

[I_Saw_Shaw_Score]

Was thinking about this earlier, unplanned last minute nights out (a couple of years back now) always so so good, sometimes you’d plan a night out for weeks or even months always ‘meh’ those last minute nights out were always the best 7pm sat at home thinking about going to bed, but a quick call or text from a mate, 10pm downing jägers (& apple sours) in a bar before hitting a club an hour later (usually colly or Jaks) knowing every person in there and having the best night ever.

 

[Mcbean]

Having a Bike journey to do with no time constraint on my own -at the same time listening to footie or cricket in my helmet

Admiring a fit body without moving my helmet left or right

 

[Gazolba]

Having two of anything I should really have only one of.

 

[Otis]

Having two of anything I should really have only one of.

Is that why you're known as Gazolba Two Dicks ?

 

[Mcbean]

This thread moves on with alarming honesty - another one of mine last night watching Cameron Diaz in " Theres something about Mary " with the wife who likes the humour and of course CD is at her most gorgeous and wearing very little - not much left to the imagination

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

That first cold beer after Dry April

s

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I hope you mean the stage show and not the film. It's a GREAT show.

Yes although my wife and daughter went to see it again in January they love it

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Wearing a shirt that used to be too tight

 

[Malaka]

Dunking toast in tea
Cashew Nuts

 

[Covstu]

Wearing a shirt that used to be too tight

Stealing your wives t shirts again eh?

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Stealing your wives t shirts again eh?

Oh aye,

 

[Nick]

Stealing your wives t shirts again eh?

He got fed up of me doing it so bought a tumble drier and scrapped the washing line

 

[BackRoomRummermill]

Saving taking a shit till you get to work so you get paid for it.

Brilliant

 

[Covstu]

That first beer after work.....

 

[wingy]

Frankie Boyle
He aint lost it! !