My new World Cup nursery rhyme (2 Viewers)

[tommydazzle]

Ring a ring of roses
Brazil's a team of posers
Neymar, Neymar
We all fall down

 

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[Nick]

 

[Otis]

Ring a ring of roses
Brazil's a team of posers
Neymar, Neymar
We all fall down

I knew that hot sun would take its toll eventually.

 

[pastythegreat]

Our Father, who art in Moscow, Southgate be thy name.
The cup will be won, kanes work will be done, in Russia, as it is in Tottenham.
Score us today our daily penalty, and forgive our offside trespasses as we forgive those who bet against us.
And lead us not in to under-achievement but deliver us the title.
For footballs coming home,
The History and the Glory, Forever and ever.
OUR Men.

 

[tommydazzle]

I know - what was I thinking! Was doing some strimming and getting too hot so it must be some kind of heatstroke.
Be great if it was a meme though - pictures of English kids in yellow football tops singing it and it being seen in Brazil just to wind them up. On second thoughts, I'll just sit quietly for a while in the shade.....

 

[Otis]

Twinkle, twinkle little star
Kane is brilliant, he'll go far
Up above the Russian sky
We'll beat Sweden, make them cry
Twinkle, twinkle little star
We'll kill Putin and install a tsar.

 

[Otis]

Incy wincy Sterling gave us some doubt
But scores on Saturday and knocks poor Sweden out
Out comes the sunshine, we cancel the plane
Incy wincy Sterling then goes and scores again.

 

[tommydazzle]

Twinkle, twinkle little star
Kane is brilliant, he'll go far
Up above the Russian sky
We'll beat Sweden, make them cry
Twinkle, twinkle little star
We'll kill Putin and install a tsar.

Like this one - right level of violence for a nursery rhyme.

 

[ajsccfc]

Hickory, dickory, dock,
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
The mouse ran down,
Fuck you Colombia

 

[bringbackrattles]

England win a penalty shoot out
now I don't want to gloat,
but the secret behind it ?
Gareth Southgates waistcoat.
His waistcoats contain magic powers, if he decided to ditch them out we go !

 

[rob9872]

Kane will score the winner
Just like when we had Hurst and Hunt
But I can't stand Raheem Sterling
Cause he's a little ....

 

[tommydazzle]

Surely
Hickory dickory dock
We need to run down the clock
If the timer's gone red
And we're one nil ahead
Kickory kickory stop

 

[rob9872]

Surely
Hickory dickory dock
We need to run down the clock
If the timer's gone red
And we're one nil ahead
Kickory kickory stop

Hickory dickory dock
The Columbian defender said it was a block
But he should have seen red
When he lifted his head
So ignore Maradonna he's a cock!

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

Run Barrett, Run Barrett
Run run run
you'll soon lose inches off your tum tum tum
You'll get by without another pie
So run Barrett, run Barrettt, run run run

(sorry - did it have too be a World Cup one?)