Hans Far-Umbongo (3 Viewers)

[Gray]

tongo international signing on a free tomorrow, for rest of the season

 

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[The soothsayer]

Is that THE umbongo? of the peoples republic of tongo? I thought he had a broken lego?

 

[TheRoyalScam]

I heard we were signing the Hungarian international striker Trans Ferem Bargo.

 

[ccfctommy]

Tongo Haha!

 

[hughescov]

You've been Tongoed!!

 

[Houchens Head]

I heard it was the Dutch striker, Hertz Van Rental

 

[torchomatic]

I wish we had enough money to sign up and coming African striker Nopot T'Pissin.

 

[Changeyourface]

I heard he's very popular in the congo.

 

[MatthewWallis]

I wish we had enough money to sign up and coming African striker Nopot T'Pissin.

Hahaha

 

[TheRoyalScam]

Seriously, I've heard rumours that we're looking at the Israeli U-21 winger Noah Kountsyet.

 

[Otis]

And that little bald headed midifeld schemer, Hoffman Nogo.

 

[superskyblue]

With the amount of cuts SISU are making I'm surprised Margaret Thatcher hasn't been put on the board.

 

[_brian_]

I've heard rumours that we're signing "No One" from Czechoslovakia!!! LOL! Love it lads! Keep 'em coming!!!

 

[Houchens Head]

Isn't it that German midfielder Herr Wego Agin?

 

[tippex9]

Nope, it's a double swoop of Italian u-21s Yul Belucki and Liven Inope

 

[rob9872]

Tim Fisher has just tweeted that we are interested in Nostn N'turnd

 

[edgy]

Scouts honour, we are in talks with a Dutch Gypsy called Robin Van Petrol.

 

[The soothsayer]

Tim Fisher has just tweeted that we are interested in Nostn N'turnd

no, its turkish international, yukan dreemon.

 

[EleanorRigby]

Seriously, I've heard rumours that we're looking at the Israeli U-21 winger Noah QUOTE]Hasn't he found that fuckin' boat yet ?

 

[mememe]

I hear we have a new Dutch manager at the club already Anders Bustablood Vessel

 

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar]

The only person likely to be going to the Ricoh this season is Reece Sheevers.

He's from the bank.

 

[Houchens Head]

Heard we're chasing that German striker, Hans Neesenbumpsadazy!

 

[Sumo the Micky Quinn]

I heard a rumour over the weekend that Orange Ken spent the whole of the last summer searching for Dutch player 'Sherpa Van Trophy' after his many appearances at Wembley.

 

[hutch1972]

I heard we were looking at a Russian eunoch called Ivor Bolokov

 

[AlexJohnson93]

To combat the lack of pace we're in for Russian winger Igo Zoominoff.

 

[kingharvest]

Apparently we've had some guy in the squad all season called Noah Waywin from America, got him till end of season with the option of extending his loan indefinitely

 

[TheRoyalScam]

I have it on good authority that because of the transfer embargo we were unable to sign the Egyptian striker: Al-Reddy Dedun Berid.

 

[aloisiwouldhavescored]

Oh boy! The posts have given me the best laugh I've had for ages. Keep it up!

 

[Macca]

A bloke in the casino assures me that on Thursday we will be securing the services of Polish International Whatafuckinshiteseasonwillweeverwinagainawayfromhomecanitgetanyworsefuckoffsisu-ski

 

[Disorganised1]

Bumped into Alex Ferguson in Lidl and he was telling me that we're getting a youngster on loan from Man Utd; He's a Morroccan, Cheapas Cheeps.

 

[superskyblue]

Now I appreciate this is in no way a clever pun, but this has got to be the best name in football... http://www.chelseafc.com/page/AcademyProfiles/0,,10268~1333478,00.html

 

[hughescov]

A great philosopher once wrote
"Naughty naughty very naughty"
Ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Disorganised1]

Spotted Neil Warnock with his wife having a pensioners special in The Weatherspoons in Earlsdon, he told me we're looking at a youngster from the Middle East, Billja Nu Rena.

 

[hutch1972]

Latest rumour is a pair of Indian high wire walkers have turned pro footballers and will sign in the summer , i think they are called Bal an cing

 

[BackRoomRummermill]

I also hear that we have scouted Baz Tarde from france